Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Project you are having a drunken episode. Next time eat some butter to line your stomach.

Pooter you need a * both sides! Lots of fiddling with keyboard

I mean if Pauline is in prison I can have my bitches shank her

OK will try in the morning. Watch this space!

Pauline's in the wind...and all the rest of her.

Pooter if Pauline's in the wind then how am I supposed to machete her to death?

Also where is the Danish keyboard please?

Project you must shank with a shiv. Melt your toothbrush and attach a razor blade to it to make a knife.

Danish i made you a new language Danglish.

Press letter and extra tiny list pops up (samsung)

I only found out during my slavic episode, usually I am immune to technology.

Dangky what happens if Thigh eats the sausage rope first? It’s a risk.

Projekt she has had rather a few! I'll make up for it later with further snacks!

So on iPhone the small list comes up when you press on a letter but I am unable to click on them!

Project I'm only eating it from my end to get closer to Dangly.

Dangly, some of us are going to have to lure her. What about a lonely hearts advert?

What Slavic episode? I thought we chased off the gun totin' Albanians?

Dangly use two hands!

thigh you have beautiful eyes! Are they stuck on?

thigh
Hjælp han kæmper imod 😬 hvad skal jeg gøre?
(helpp he is fighting back what to do?)

Thank you for trying and making me feel more at home.

PROJECT write a poem! You're the lonely hearts bait.

Danish he likes beer, leave a trail, he will follow it.

Where is your bus going? Fat camp? Chocolate camp 🤞.

I lie here in my slanket
Nothing rhymes with that but wank-it

thigh he already have had too much beer, I blame all those commercials.

I have a lot of eyes, Dangly. My real ones, the ones on my eye lids, the ones on my eyebrows and the ones on my glasses 👓

All the better to see you with my dear.

I mean drunk poetry is hard

Perhaps we could all write an alluring list of attributes, and select a winning combination. Are we going for gender neutral?