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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:41

Project you are having a drunken episode. Next time eat some butter to line your stomach.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:42

Pooter you need a * both sides! Lots of fiddling with keyboard

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ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:43

I mean if Pauline is in prison I can have my bitches shank her

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CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:44

OK will try in the morning. Watch this space!

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:45

Pauline's in the wind...and all the rest of her.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:47

Pooter if Pauline's in the wind then how am I supposed to machete her to death? Confused

Also where is the Danish keyboard please?

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:48

Project you must shank with a shiv. Melt your toothbrush and attach a razor blade to it to make a knife.

Danish i made you a new language Danglish.

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:49

Press letter and extra tiny list pops up (samsung)

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:50

I only found out during my slavic episode, usually I am immune to technology.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:51

Dangky what happens if Thigh eats the sausage rope first? It’s a risk.

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DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:54

Projekt she has had rather a few! I'll make up for it later with further snacks!

So on iPhone the small list comes up when you press on a letter but I am unable to click on them!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:55

Project I'm only eating it from my end to get closer to Dangly.

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:56

Dangly, some of us are going to have to lure her. What about a lonely hearts advert?

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:56

What Slavic episode? I thought we chased off the gun totin' Albanians?

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:57

Dangly use two hands!

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:57

thigh you have beautiful eyes! Are they stuck on?

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 22:58

thigh
Hjælp han kæmper imod 😬 hvad skal jeg gøre?
(helpp he is fighting back what to do?)

Thank you for trying and making me feel more at home.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:58

PROJECT write a poem! You're the lonely hearts bait.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:59

Danish he likes beer, leave a trail, he will follow it.

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 23:00

Where is your bus going? Fat camp? Chocolate camp 🤞.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 23:01

I lie here in my slanket
Nothing rhymes with that but wank-it

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Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 23:01

thigh he already have had too much beer, I blame all those commercials.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:02

I have a lot of eyes, Dangly. My real ones, the ones on my eye lids, the ones on my eyebrows and the ones on my glasses 👓

All the better to see you with my dear.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 23:02

I mean drunk poetry is hard

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CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 23:03

Perhaps we could all write an alluring list of attributes, and select a winning combination. Are we going for gender neutral?

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