I can offer you solutions to all your problems

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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and can solve anything, no matter how trivial.

Please enter my advice clinic where you will find kindly Agony Aunt services. My rules and solutions are mostly as follows:

1. Lie Down
2. No Guests
3. No One is Too Fat or Too Thin
4. No One Gets Told Off

TitsLido also known as Show us ya

67 have you decided on a course of action yet? Is it kidnap and cage?

Do we have any unsolved problems?

Hey, an idea! When we drug and capture that young man for chevvy and have encaged him, we could train him to become Aussie!!

Other than the outstanding kidnapping event, I think we are all up to date, Your Thighness.

Everyone's life is solved for now.

Thanks for my Aussie name mate! It's bonza!

The mention of Mrs Mangel brought back memories and I had to Google her, it says she was only on Neighbours for two years but is still remembered as one of the great characters of the show. She was such a convincing baddie she had to leave because of bad treatment by fans. She actually retired to the UK and lived in a town near me until she died in 2016. So that can be my claim to fame! I was basically in Neighbours.

Dangly I'm worried, I'm nearly in tears.

Thigh I feel a lot better about my poor performance at work since your thiciples assured me that is in line with the way of life in Thighland but how do I deal with complaints about my reverse improvement from insane managers and others at work. They are quite keen on telling me off or doing a cats bum face to rival Dangly's DH.

Have we solved every personal problem in the whole world? Will we lose our unpaid jobs?

Chook that is awesome!

I wanna shake your hand for living near Mrs Mangel and being in Neighbours (basically)! Did you meet Kylie when you were in Neighbours, could you introduce me to her? I'm a fan.

Could you get her to do a gig for us in Thighland? We might be able to have a statue of Kylie in the garden?

Don't cry dear Thigh our work will never ever be done.

Too many people are rushing around trying to improve themselves when we are here to tell them that they CAN'T BE ARSED SO JUST GO BACK TO BED!!!

With snacks of course!

Our message is only just starting to penetrate the masses.

Roll up, Roll up, Come on people get your advice on Reverse Improvement here!

It's FREE y'no and you might meet Kylie!

Small I'm very proud of you for exposing your inner Thigh so quickly. The tendency must have been within you all along.

SmallChook

You need not listen to your managers, you know they are insane, you just crack on doing what you know is right. Insane people cannot be right!

Dangly it's Friday, I'm not sure you're going to survive. Will you die from CATS BUM FACE?

Thanks oh great thigh I feel I am naturally very thigh and it was indeed a great relief to realise there is somewhere where the amount of lying down I enjoy is positively encouraged.

Darling Thigh Rest assured I will fight the BUMFACE to the death if it's a case of survival of the fittest, but remember I can use the BUMFACE to open my bottles so it's not all bad and dangerous!

Small lying down in a slanket and eating snax is really the only way backwards in life. We've done enough we're the women who won't.

Our No Movement Movement is a huge success

Getting I'm so pleased to have found no many women who wanted to join the No Movement Movement - I feel that this is a quality that runs strongly through so many of us - untapped.

So much reverse improvement coursing, like neat gin, through our veins.

A thriend kindly sent me this headline ... Our wisdom has made it to Scotland!!

Oh Getting how this thrills me!

A growing No Movement Movement - this will end all troubles everywhere forever!

You can't be cross if you're lying down in a slanket eating snax.

I havent decided.

Im weighing up the (wonderful) suggestions :)

Ah, neighbours! I had such a thing for dr Clive wistful sigh

I was just thinking, if Danish falls face first into her bread slicing machine her face will be a Danish flag anyway as it is red and white stripes.

Well thank you thigh, not sure I would like that 😀.

Just had a thought? If I manage to capture Mads, you would of course want him in an open sandwich?

Of again 👋

Yep, Dunny is my official Aussie name. Got my thongs on and my hat with corks. Thigh don't suppose you could order more sun? My toes are getting cold.