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Say here things you can't say in real life

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squirrelnutkins1 · 10/12/2018 19:34

Interested to hear things people really wish they could say in real life, but can't, for whatever reason.

This is a safe space..... let's offload!!

OP posts:
DuggeesWooOOooggle · 10/12/2018 19:35

Go on then, you first!

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 10/12/2018 19:35

‘I dont fucking care’ works in so many situations.

OhNoGroken · 10/12/2018 19:36

I think everything about you is beautiful and I spend ages thinking about what it would be like to hold your hand

Iamblossom · 10/12/2018 19:36

It would be best now if you just gave up and died. For you, for everyone.

BoringSoup · 10/12/2018 19:36

Shut up about your weight/diet Wendy, you’re boring everybody to fucking tears.

1Regret · 10/12/2018 19:38

Just go away. Leave me alone. I've had enough.

squirrelnutkins1 · 10/12/2018 19:40

Stop faking!!!!!!! Arrrrgggghhhhh.

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Littledidsheknow · 10/12/2018 19:41

I much prefer a nice instant coffee to any "real" coffee.

Paddingtonthebear · 10/12/2018 19:41

“Literally couldn’t care less if I never saw any of you again”

ikltownofboothlehem · 10/12/2018 19:42

Why can't you get your head around the fact that I have a disability? I'm not doing this for fun.

squirrelnutkins1 · 10/12/2018 19:42

@OhNoGroken awww.

😂 @BoringSoup

😢 @Iamblossom

Amen @Paddingtonthebear

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thebear1 · 10/12/2018 19:43

I dread you getting older and being the one to care for you but I hate the alternative.

BigFarmer · 10/12/2018 19:44

Fuck Christmas. I'm tired, hungry, cold and my head aches. I'm just done. Finished. Being pregnant and the kids are the only things keeping me putting one foot in front of the other, the alternative is jumping in the Clyde.

CoffeeMilk2SugarsPlease · 10/12/2018 19:47

"Just shut the fuck up for once"

Jellyonawonkyplate · 10/12/2018 20:05

FIL, you're a cunt.

NotAColdWomanHenry · 10/12/2018 20:05

Hi, sorry but I can’t stop to chat because - I DONT WANT TO.

Wish I could say this to various school run acquaintances and neighbours!

Porla · 10/12/2018 20:06

Oh you’re back together again?

You had us all in such suspense

TheFatberg · 10/12/2018 20:07

You stink of smoke and it's unpleasant in our small office.

RoxytheRexy · 10/12/2018 20:09

I am not cooking a Christmas dinner for 8 people including my 3 year old at 8 days post C Section. That is not unreasonable. I’m locking my door and you can all fuck off.

I don’t care if you will bring the veg. That’s not the point

TinklyLittleLaugh · 10/12/2018 20:12

I think we've made a mistake having your Dad come to live with us. You are a wonderful loving man. But I am too selfish and squeamish to deal with this: I just want my life back again.

Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername · 10/12/2018 20:14

YOU were the ones that caused his problems, ur the absolute scum of the earth and do not deserve to breathe the same air as your DGC

Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername · 10/12/2018 20:14

That felt good...I may be back....Grin

SnartyFartBlast · 10/12/2018 20:16

I am sick of being the fucking responsible one who clears up all of your fucking self created problems.

jellyshoeswithdiamonds · 10/12/2018 20:20

You are the most odious and unauthentic woman I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Keep your evil and poisonous tentacles away from my family as we've completely sussed you out and slither back into whatever hellhole you came from and take your gold digging spade with you.

ShotsFired · 10/12/2018 20:20

I know I caused our relationship to end and there is no end to the hatred I have for myself for letting it happen.

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