Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

[tinydancer88]

Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

archie the inventor from balamory... 🙈

Max Branning when he was creeping Stacey while she was with his son.

Ralf Fiennes in Red Dragon

@sunshineandshowers21 had to google but was not disappointed. What a heartbreaker.

Bob Flowerdew........ hangs head in shame

@MaidenMotherCrone what a magnificent plait...

Not really inappropriate, but maybe a bit niche: Nick Cave (the man has charisma oozing from his pores. Faintly terrifying.)

Definitely inappropriate: Michael Palin

Inappropriate because they are extra-unobtainable what with being dead and all: Jeff Buckley, John Keats (his aching, passionate letters)

Lachy wiggle

This reminds me of the very recent thread where a poster admitted her crush on Goebbels

My ds1's very gay, very happily partnered up head teacher.

This reminds me of the very recent thread where a poster admitted her crush on Goebbels

That was the best bit of that thread. Not least because so many replies suggested that having a crush on young Stalin or something might be slightly less inappropriate. 😂

Wow, just googled Bob Flowerdew. That was a surprise - not how I pictured him from the voice at all.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. George Osbourne. He so needs teaching the error of his ways.

On a similar recent thread, I admitted to a bit of a thing for Michael Howard.

But if we're allowed dead guys, then it has to be John Graham of Claverhouse

OK I don't want to fuck Goebbels, yet. I am constantly surprising myself with the blokes who take my fancy at the moment, so by next week I probably will.

Where to start.

Trevor from GTA..
Frankie Boyle...
Karl pilkington...

When I was 14 I developed rather a thing for Severus Snape (this was before I'd seen the films, so it was most definitely based on the book description, greasy hair and all.) My friends thought it was hilarious. Alan Rickman in his Snape costume also does things to me, although I like him as the Sheriff of Nottingham too.

Dara O Briain

Diego Costa and Joe Caputo from OITNB.

Does Louis Theroux count?
To me he’s just perfect. Others may find that odd though.

Angus Deayton.

I'll get my coat

Rupert of the Rhine.

If we’re allow the dead guys.

My DS’ teacher. I am happily married (to a man) but she makes me feel like a blushing teenager.

How about Nicholas Nickleby - he's not even real! I was nuts about him when I was about 13. (And he really should have gone out with Cecilia Bobster instead of that personality-free drip Madeline).