Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

[tinydancer88]

Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

@GertrudeCB Amen to that

He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic

Oh you have it bad It’s a crush just enjoy it for what it is

Adam Ant in his pirate/highway man gear he was my first celeb crush I was about 11 at the time and still does it for me (with very different set of thoughts now)

Tony Soprano

John Doman he was Major Rawls in The Wire and was also the grumpy rich father in The Affair. In both series he is incredibly grumpy

Louis Theroux is perfectly acceptable but when i mentioned this to male work colleagues they were somewhat surprised

verbena87 l totally get the Nick Cave thing. l met him a few years ago at Glastonbury and l couldn't even speak. Charisma ?- it's like he's plugged into something undefinable.

Andrew Eldritch from Sisters of Mercy, back in the 80s, with the long hair. The More video gets me every time.

Andrew Eldritch is not inappropriate

User10fuckingmillion Young Joe was definitely a hottie!

JacquesHammer l have a stash of dvds of live performances from back in the day. And his voice!!! lt astonished me when l heard him speak. He's very soft spoken, but that bass baritone!! goes for a lie down

Weird fictional one - Rupert Campbell-Black as in Riders, Rivals, etc. l don't even go for blond men, but l'd make an exception for him. l was gutted when l found out she'd based him on Andrew Parker-Bowles. l'd imagined him more like Simon MacCorkindale.

I hear the voice thing!

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed Adam Ant! Oh yes. l have a thing for men in makeup. That highwayman gear was divine.

cricketmum84 l get Michel Roux Jr. He has a twinkle!

Raymond Blanc, he's 69 😲

For years, mine has been Nick Knowles. Easy going blokey-bloke who looks like he could skim your bathroom wall (not a euphemism). The 'singing' tested me, if I'm honest. Now he's on I'm a Celeb, everyone's into him.

Also Gordon Ramsey

Tbf, young Stalin is a bit of a looker.

When I was little I had a crush on Henry Viii’s son

After the most disgusting dream which made the karma sutra look like the phone book, I keep having filthy thoughts about Vladimir Putin

Oh and also Ed Milliband - had a very rude dream about him too and after that I thought he was quite hot. But not as hot as my vet

That tailor’s hot.

@WelcomeToMyCandyStore yep I totally get the Raymond Blanc thing.

Every time he does that laugh and goes "et voila!" It makes me smile so much!! I luffs him 😍

Also, I would so give David Milliband one

Gordon Ramsay.

OK .... deep breath .... here goes ....

Rev Richard Coles both in his lanky Communards days and as the rather portly vicar he has become.

Did also have a bit of a liking for the late great Prof Mick Ashton

Very glad to see that other people have questionable taste in men. It comforts me a lot. Also interested to hear this is an actual thing when coming off the pill. A couple of my friends have also stopped taking it in the last year, and looked at me very strangely when I started talking about this expecting it to be common.

Phillip Glenister as Gene Hunt gets me all hot and bothered!