Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

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Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

I spend a lot of my wedding day wishing I was with one of the groomsman. Should have known that was an omen

I've just started a new job and one of the senior guys there looks and sounds exactly like Michel Roux Jr.

It's making me feel very weird!!

Kurt Russell as Santa in the new Netflix film. ❤️❤️

Strangely, yes to men in make up - I loved David Bowie in Labyrinth.

Also Peter Falk in Columbo

David Walliams lol!

Mick Hucknall.

AND I'm a scouser 🙈

Good god, rowen Atkinson in goes forth is NOT a weird crush!! I've fancied him for donkeys years! Love a bit of blackadder...!
And yes to Michael palin, also Hugh Laurie. Alan rickman was lovely.
Oh and the WW2 poet Rupert Brooke was gorgeous

Hagrid from Harry potter.

WW1 even!!!

Rupert Brooke

Hagrid from Harry potter

Ok, you win 🤭😂

I have a soft spot for Jeremy Clarkson🙈

Fictionally, I've never got over Patrick Pennington.

I loved Pennington.
And Iestyn Mortimer.
Actually, I have had many fictional crushes. They tend not to let you down like real people.

For dead ones, I would like to offer Ned Kelly. Not in the homemade armour, mind you.

As for "Stalin, who knew?" Loads of us. I suspect there's some sort of message in that, warning from history and all that.

I think Jeremy clarkston might be worse than Hagrid. Sorry @Anonanon18

Can we have fictional as well as dead. Because Simba in the Lion King was FIT Idk why.

I'm crushing on two colleagues. Both of whom are too young for me.

Disclaimer - single again after a long time...

A teacher at the dcs school. I can't speak to him without coming over all ridiculous and am now having to completely avoid him.

Jeremy Clarkson? Goebbels? Are some of you okay?

If we're including people who are dead then damn, Jean-Michel Basquiat was a beautiful man.

As for fictional characters, I have a weird "thing" for Nil in Horizon Zero Dawn. And Aloy herself tbh; she's so perfect.

IRL: definitely would not kick one of the managers at work out of bed.

Alive I rather like Greg Davies, Si from the Hairy Bikers and Kim Bodnia (The Bridge and Killing Eve) clearly I have a secret thing for big bear like men

My deadcrush Thanks to Alt J for that expression) is the WW2 poet Keith Douglas, he was heroic, dashing, he wrote incredible poetry and he was killed in 1944 at the age of just 24. So utterly tragic.

Yes to Greg Davies and Lord Tumble!

I have always had a bit of a thing for Bob Mortimer. I have no idea why.

bringincrazyback OMG yes!! Gene Hunt!!!

Robert Kilroy Silk...
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter

I used to fancy my ex's brother

Celebrity wise I have to say Joe Perry. He's 68 (I'm 33) but I think he is hot!

Avon is not alone in dreaming about Vladimir Putin.

Also, if we're including dead people, Ernest Shackleton. Phwoar.