Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

[tinydancer88]

Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

Oo yes Gene Hunt and Alan Rickman's Sheriff of Nottingham.
And Kojak.

Kojak?? 🤣😂🤣

Jeremy Kyle 😂

the inventor from balamory... 🙈

Yes!

Also Noel Fielding and Connie from Casualty

AJ from Strictly come dancing, he's 23, I am slightly older than that.
But oh, he's just so pretty

The leader of the cult in American horror story cult, especially when he shaved his head in the last episode, I’m weird!

Eamon Holmes. Old enough to be my dad. So wrong!

The Deputy head at DS school. He is quite old a bit fat but has a twinkle in his eye (I am a sucker for nice eyes)

Also Michael Kitchen

Wow Stalin did not age well!

Roger Waters, the aging grumpy ex front man of Pink Floyd 🙈 he's 75 and I'm in my 30's

Chris noth (big from SaTC) but as big

I am attracted to the wrong sort of man

@Sparklyboots

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. George Osbourne. He so needs teaching the error of his ways."

Holy mother of god.

No. NO NO NO NO NO.

🤮

Bradley Walsh. Maybe not that weird but I watch The Chase just for him.

Lucius Malfoy and Ed Milliband.

DDs history teacher.

If anyone has played Mass Effect, all the aliens including the Turians. Id so defect if aliens invaded.

Max Branning
Phil Mitchell
A plethora of fictional characters, normally baddies...

Oh i forgot Jay and Billy from Ghost Adventures.

Leslie Grantham was quite hot back in his days as Dirty Den

"Matteo" from the series Benidorm,Russell brand(with facial hair and eyeliner) Ross Kemp but only as Grant Mitchell

Jonny Depp.

Might not seem inappropriate, but I only fancy him when he’s in character as The Mad Hatter.

My DD fancies Zak, Lily. She has developed her type now.

Adam Ant in his pirate/highway man gear he was my first celeb crush I was about 11 at the time and still does it for me (with very different set of thoughts now)

Adam Ant is a perfectly acceptable crush in 2018 too.

@Verbena87 I will fight you for Michael Palin. But in a very pleasant, gentle and good-natured kind of way.

Haha, Dorothy I’m in. Bad puns and surreal humour at dawn? 😉

(Also very glad to see I’m not the only one with a fuckable-dead-guys list. I’m adding that tailor from The National Gallery to my list - gorgeous and good at sewing? Yes please.)