Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

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Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

my DP looks like Louis Theroux

proud

My weird crush is Ken Stott

He's so grizzled and grumpy

Phillip Glenister as Gene Hunt gets me all hot and bothered!

Yes! And Yes to Ken Stott too. Especially as Rebus. I so would.
I fancy the arse off Neil Oliver. And Tim Roth.

David Lloyd George.

Clive Anderson (a long time ago)

Justin Fletcher (but ONLY as Lord Tumble).

My previous counsellor (not ideal)

This is hilarious. Stalin, who knew?!

I thought that my obsession crush on Riz Ahmed was inappropriate, but it turned out he's about 10 years older than he looks, so I don't feel dirty anymore.

Fictionally, I've never got over Patrick Pennington.

And I may have a wee crush on Greg Davies...

Adam Ant .. and his whole band!

The lead singer from The Darkness

Weirdest...probably Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder Goes Forth as a teenager. More recently Sheldon in Big Bang Theory.

Most inappropriate...XH's best mate

Another one was Trevor eve in waking the dead, especially when he was ranting...

The US actor Marc Evan Jackson, who plays Captain Holt's husband on Brooklyn Nine Nine. This despite his penchant for bowties.

How long have you got.

My university lecturer. I have been known at certain times in my cycle to watch him lecturing on YouTube He was/is 20 years older than me.

My sons form tutor - definitely younger than me and parents evenings are interesting and his HOY who has more charisma in his little finger than most men I have ever met.

I have a professional crush on my boss.

In fact I am just a crusher.

You have my sympathy OP as when pregnant this goes through the roof (if you believe I could actually crush more). I once had the filthiest dream during which I am almost certain I actually orgasmed about a 70 something friend who is arguably the oddest person I know.

I once had a weird sex dream while pregnant about The Beast from The Chase and now I can't watch it without being all .

Oh I just realised we are also including dead people. Alexander Pushkin!!!! Poet, died duelling. Love him.

Shelley too actually.

Che Guevara!

I'm going to have nightmares after reading this thread

Dick Strawbridge ❤😊

(mainly because he can fix/build/cook anything and he's lovely with his wife and children. I am a bit concerned for his health though!)

Rachel Nichols...

How could I have forgotten Gene Hunt?!

Goebbels?!

He wasn't even fit

To answer the question I have 3 work crushes on the go at the moment. Who are actually not that inappropriate so not sure why I'm posting

Kevin Mcloud could take my knicks off without even saying a word

Art Garfunkel.
John McEnroe.

Oh yes to Che.