Make me feel less weird, tell me your most inappropriate crush.

[tinydancer88]

Since coming off the pill, I now seem to fancy the strangest selection of people. At the moment, it's my must-be-pushing 60 year old manager. I'm not yet 30. He's married. It's grossly inappropriate. He did an impression of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit last week and I even found that erotic. Help me. Please tell me about your weird embarrassing crushes and reassure me that I'm not some sex-starved weirdo.

Oh where to start...
Tobin Bell in the Saw films,
Alan Rickman as Snape,
Handy Andy from Changing Rooms,
Phelan from Corrie,
Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort, in Red Dragon and even in Schindler's List,
Ramsay Snow/Bolton in Game of Thrones,
There are many, many more 🙈

Ooh I forgot the worst one I'm currently experiencing.. DD's teacher 😂

Rupert of the Rhine

If we’re allow the dead guys

Hands off, Prince Rupert's all mine 😂

Hands off, Prince Rupert's all mine

Sorry I called shotgun. Or maybe musket would be more apt.

I’ve had a copy of a print of him since a school trip to London in 1991

I’ve had a copy of a print of him since a school trip to London in 1991

Ok, you win. I didn't discover him till about 1996, whilst flicking through a library book 😄

I think young Stalin being a more appropriate crush then Goebbels is perfectly valid, because young Stalin was pretty:

So there.

Not that I fancy Stalin,btw
I was deeply in love with Gilbert Blythe (to continue the fictional theme) and Christopher Plumber as Captain Von Trapp as a child.

Robbie Williams but years ago (think "She's The One" video) that's allowed I think , he passes the Half+7 Rule

My vet. He has touched my pussy many times

I don't know what to make of Voldemort, I really don't. As far as Death Eaters go Lucious Lucius Malfoy is pretty hot, and Barty Crouch Junior was just The Doctor on a bad day.

These are great!

Stalin...handsome. Really handsome. I never knew. Guess that explains some of his pull eh?

Ralph Fiennes playing psychos? Absolutely delicious. In the Nineties he was god.

Nothing wrong with Louis Theroux, I unashamedly fancy him anyway!

@User10fuckingmillion . me too, my romantic fantasies were based on these two plus Mr Darcy and Mr Rochester, similar themes really. I have been sorely disappointed in real life.

Wow. Stalin. Who knew?!

heads off to google Rupert of the Rhine

Disappointing. I'm judging you, Prince Rupert fans.

I've had a crush on this 500 years dead tailor for the last couple of decades--

www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/giovanni-battista-moroni-the-tailor-il-tagliapanni

Michel Roux Jr.

Not sure what it is about him but I am deeply in love!

When I was a teenager I used to have a thing for Stalin’s son... Oh, and a young Humphry Davy . How I would gaze at a poster of him in my school’s chemistry lab...

Malcolm Tucker gives me the fanny gallops.

Mine is someone bad!
Im a teacher and hav worked at my school for a long time.
I now work with someone I taught and obviously he is completely a grown up now (and very attractive) so technically its not wrong but it feels soooo wierd, like I could be his mum!

Disclaimer, he was not attractive when I taught him (im not that wierd!) And im happily married so definitely just a crush

When I’m on my period I fancy the majority of men I come across. Must be an animalistic thing from days gone by!

My vet. He has touched my pussy many times

😂