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Well that was awkward

187 replies

Whatthefunk · 04/11/2018 19:29

Having Sunday lunch, today and we got talking with Ds11, about 'snitching '. He was very vocal about his dislike of snitches. He said that he knew a secret about Dh, and he wouldn't tell, as Dh wouldn't like it. After much hilarity and Dh insisting that he had no secrets from me, and that he wouldn't be at bothered if Ds shared the secret, Ds blurts out that while using Dh's phone, to watch YouTube, he discovered that Dh's last search had been Tess Daley's tits..... Without missing a beat, Dh said, 'I'll get my coat...'I nearly wet myself

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Bezalelle · 04/11/2018 19:47

That's a bit grim TBH!

GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 04/11/2018 19:49

Gosh I wouldn’t find that funny. Hmm

Greensleeves · 04/11/2018 19:49

That's....horrible.

Bestseller · 04/11/2018 19:51

Ugh. That's something you want DS to think is funny? Sounds like he's more switched on than the rest of you

ballsdeep · 04/11/2018 19:52

Boak 🤯🤮🤮🤮

redrhubarb · 04/11/2018 19:52

Oh 

Santaisgettingbusy · 04/11/2018 19:54

I hope you held the door open for him.

Jlynhope · 04/11/2018 19:54

This is in front of your 11yo... I would be pissed.

AmIthatbloodycold · 04/11/2018 19:57

Not sure why you would think that hilarious.

Even more unsure why jlynhope would get drunk at it

PoliticalBiscuit · 04/11/2018 20:00

Tell your DH to learn how to use a fucking computer with incognito especially if your son would occasionally use the same device.

That is grim.

TheSmallishMan · 04/11/2018 20:04

Maybe you laughed out of embarrassment?

lljkk · 04/11/2018 20:04

OP:I think it's funny, too boy you lot must be great on a night out

vanillasky1001 · 04/11/2018 20:05

Well I thought it was hilarious OP, ignore the Pearl clutchers

WhyAmISoCold · 04/11/2018 20:06

It's not funny because of the 11 year old finding it. Your DH is an idiot.

Gncq · 04/11/2018 20:07
Grin
SillyMoomin · 04/11/2018 20:07

@AmIthatbloodycold JLyn clearly means pissed in the sense of bein angry, not drunk!

TheSmallishMan · 04/11/2018 20:08

I wouldn't want my kid exposed to my husband's wank history.

Jlynhope · 04/11/2018 20:08

Yes, angry not drunk! Although possibly in need of a drink after that.

Gncq · 04/11/2018 20:09

Even more unsure why jlynhope would get drunk at it

Really laughing hard now Grin

Sparklingbrook · 04/11/2018 20:09

Urgh

Annie3907 · 04/11/2018 20:10

I thought it was hilarious too OP

He’s 11 years old.. I’m sure him and all of his friends speak about “tits” it’s hardly a big deal

Bluntness100 · 04/11/2018 20:11

I guess you had to be there.

Atalune · 04/11/2018 20:11

I don’t like it. And I am no prude.

Wonder what the kids, teachers at school will think?

Sparklingbrook · 04/11/2018 20:11

Why Tess Daley though? Confused

BishBoshBashBop · 04/11/2018 20:13

I'm guessing it was funny at the time Hmm

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