Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

Slow news day???

And your point being...???? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Are you just looking at each other through the smallish window? If so just just do your flies up, wipe the glass and go.

Long enough to dunk it in the penis beaker and put his pants back on.

What?!!

I don’t understand. Am I being dim??

I’m not the man in this scenario btw!!!!

I’m anticipating a situation which may well not happen and wondering at what point in this, as yet imaginary, situation would be appropriate for me to get upset.

12% of the time penetration took place for.

So, if you shagged for 20 mins, they can start putting their cacks back on after 2.4 mins.

I’d never include foreplay on this calculation, obviously.

Minimum half an hr.

Wonton thank you so much!!! I bonafide technical calculation. Love it

Who’s leaving, you or him?

Hold on... 12%?!!!

No no no. This won’t do

Him

How long is he sticking around for? Is it literally “wham, bam... I’ll get my coat”? No little lazy post-sex snuggles or anything?

Well assume it's straight away then any further minutes will be a bonus.

I’d be fine with leaving straight away if I was the one leaving. If it was him I would not be impressed.

I don’t know wonton. I don’t know exactly how long he’s available for. I’d rather it wasn’t just a booty call.

But then... he is incredibly sexy. What’s a girl to do?!

Am I the only one imagining Sheldon Cooper taking this seriously and creating the perfect equation to help.

I think waiting until your heart rate has dropped below 100 is polite minimum

An eighth would be 12.5%.

I kick him out straight away whilst I stay in bed. Unfortunately he comes back home again once he's finished work.

This is good. I was thinking less an hour would be upsetting. Maybe I’m over demanding

12% of the time penetration took place for.

15 seconds?

I thought you meant you were going to leave via a 'small window!' 🤪

So basically... I’m thinking I want min 1/3 of sex time, including foreplay. Maybe 1/4. Otherwise the ratio just screams “he came over just to fuck me!!!”

Long enough to dunk it in the penis beaker and put his pants back on

^^ love MN

I’d rather it wasn’t a booty call ......

Seriously have some self respect for yourself.