Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

Yes dinner! Usually takeaway after sex

Do you ever go out?

60 minutes sex ? Thank god you had that scone

R U talking about him coming or you?

When I was single, didn't like all nighters so quite happy for man to go whenever he wanted, within reason. Then I could get on with important things.

He sounds married 🤔

Well maybe the relationship suits the OP, who knows? She might not want a 'big' commitment atm.

Yes he does sound either married or living with someone but we don't know that.

'Thank god you had that scone' 

married

60 minutes of sex? That's rather precise, isn't it?

2 hours. Is that all you ever get?
What happened to the master plan of drugging him and making him stay?

He might not be married. I'm not and I do the 2 hour fuck and go because I'm not really into the guy.

Actually he’s the love of my life. When he touches me it feels like the universe could implode and I wouldn’t notice

Ah, OP, maybe I’m reading you wrong but this made me feel sad. It sounds like you’re looking for a relationship, and he’s content with sex and the occasional curry.

Does he have his children full time or is he pawning them off on his mother on “his” weekends?

How long have you been together? Are you getting what you want from this?

Did someone need a penis beaker? 

Did he have a shower before he left?

Men can be single parents and need to get back for the babysitter just like women. Why assume he's married?

WTF?

He's clearly married or you are so shut the window on the whole thing!

He does sound like he's married OP and that he wants a lot less than you

Could someone please explain what's wrong with tights though???

Nowt wrong with tights.

Oh hold on £20 + 4 scones ?

Thank god you had that scone

Gardai stop it, my pelvic floor can't take it

I really want a scone now.

For £20 you don’t even get a basic flat back. Never mind tights and scones.

I’m getting a cherry scone tomorrow morning
Putting it in the oven for 5 mins and then putting real country butter on it.
I shall have this with a cup of twinnings breakfast tea in my lovely bed.

No tights, married men, femfresh wipes or cat shite coloured bathrooms involved

I think he's been wondering the same as you but from a different angle. 'How long will I have to stay so it doesn't look like I'm just wanting a fuck? I need to measure this carefully. Couple of hours and some cuddles should do it.
Just long enough so she thinks I'm involved but I still don't actually have to ever take her anywhere. Didn't even have to buy her a kebab this time. Living the dream!'

Doesn't sound like a relationship though, just a hook up