Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

So to recap. Op is currently in a toilet wiping her bits with a scone( which may or may not have cream on it) whilst anticipating 3 minutes of sex, then cleaning a window with a fem fresh wipe.
Feel like im missing something

Yes don’t be lying there all post coital and needy, burp loudly (scone scented), proudly snatch your wipes and flounce out the small window.

I only read first few posts so update me if in slightly off the beaten track...

snatch your wipes
Or wipe your snatch

So just how long does he stay OP? Sounds like he is after a quick shag whilst you want a relationship.

Is he a FWB, or an actual boyfriend?

I wish I was getting some later...

And "countdown music" just made me think of Europe's Final Countdown

And Carpetglasssofa, I'm not a prude, but your comment made my jaw drop in shock!

Call him a cab as soon as you come. Permit him to go down on you again while waiting for the taxi to arrive

and a bit at the sheer neck of it

That's whats great about Uber.
Can see how long he has left and plan accordingly.

I got four free scones from an NT cafe yesterday, as they were closing and didn't want to throw them away.

OP: I'd want him to at least stay for a bit of a cuddle and maybe a cuppa, otherwise I'd feel like he might as well leave £20 on the bed as he left.

Only £20 ?
You were undercharging 

Oh hold on £20 + 4 scones ?

I'd be offended if it was less than an hour later. Even if it was a fab situation

Fwb *

Have we been told how many minutes are in the window? It might make the replies more helpful

Actually fab works better

If needing to leave is not critical then why would he leave? If he wanted to be with you he would be planning to hang around until your fed up of him. If he's not into you, he will be itching to escape ASAP.

The time it takes him to leave an envelope of money on the side and find his pants?

She's not replied. Wonder if she's struggling with the tights ...

I'm sorry OP, but this thread is making me cry with laughter. Wednesdaypig started me laughing out loud and its continued from there....

Have to drag myself away to the Archers now....

Right you lot.

2 hours in total.

30 mins pre chat and cuddles
60 mins sex
30 post chat and cuddles

He has to get back to the babysitter.

So 25% either side. I think that it’s the two of us precisely on the same page.

I’m a very happy lady ❤️❤️❤️

He didn’t appear to struggle with the tights

He has to get back to the babysitter.

Is this what we're calling the wife these days...

Did he book the "babysitter" just for the 2hrs of cuddling and sex?

It’s his mother. She could stay longer but he wanted to do bedtime.

You lot have hearts of stone!

Do you ever have dinner together or is it just sex?