Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

I thought Femfresh products had been withdrawn from sale? Or was that just the fanny refresher spray? A bit like peppermint mouth spray but for one's foof.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I don't know if I'm coming or going"

I have the fuck and goes, which are I fuck, bit of small talk, quick shower and I leave. A bit later I will send a quick text. These aren't anything serious.

Then I have fb/fwbs. Mainly for when time isn't critical. We fuck. We chat. Watch something. Have a shower. Maybe have something to eat. Fuck more. Generally stay and hang out for the night. Unless we are having a quickie then its a fuck and go, but we always discuss as in wanna hang for a couple of hours if its a quickie.

If he really likes you, he will stay. If he sees you as a booty call, it will always be a fuck and go. But the best way is to have an actual adult conversation.

Given the information you have kindly given us op I’d expect him to leave promptly after dtd.

"Cumming" 

Femfresh hasn't been withdrawn. Well if they have, the stores weren't notified. Had loads in superdrugs earlier.

He's married obviously. Does this smallish window happen early evening when he's supposedly 'working late at the office' or an as-hoc trip to Tesco 'because we've run out of milk'?

This would explain the solo Sunday afternoon in an NT cafe.

Sherlock Holmes me

And the colour of those walls makes me think “institutional’.

It sounds to me like you're really in to him and he just wants a shag. If he diesnt want to, or can't, hang around after sex and you want him to, then I would probably tell him to find somewhere else to stick his dick (like in his wife).

This is advice I wish I'd taken 15 years ago.

The facts so far:
Op in tights eating scone in badly decorated toilet whilst simultaneously wiping with femfresh and plotting to make her dream man stay for longer than a quick ride before he goes home to the missus.

Gardai a fairly accurate synopsis 😂😂

Personally I'd not bother removing the clothes. That way you can have one foot out the door the entire time...

It’s just dawned on me that I’d much prefer a nice scone to a ride. I think I’m officially middle aged.

In fairness though, a good scone is hard to find.

Exactly Giles, the tights could act as a boomerang and he could simultaneously come and go at the same time.

And if that fails there's the "hug and roll"

Sorry about using simultaneously superflously there, was getting carried away

@WontonSoupForTheSoul I'm cursing the fact that it's after 4pm on a Sunday and there is nowhere open to go and buy scones...

Ha ha I love childish mockery, entrainment at its best

Is all this taking place in that awful toilet ?

Is all this taking place in that awful toilet ?
I am crying laughing 😂

I fall asleep straight after sex so a man has to either leave within the first 20 seconds or stay the entire night. My husband keeps cuddling me for 2-5 minuets then getting up to shower and then coming back into bed waking me twice. Considering LTB over the interrupted sleep.

Get the upper hand by leaving yourself immediately (pointedly taking the femfresh with you) and ask him to let himself out.

Oh my god. That’s Motisfont. I’ll never look at it the same way.

Some of the replies are a bit mean. OP, if you like him and he’s dashing straight off it’s not a great sign. I’d think twice about staying involved with him if you’re looking for more.