Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

OMG WTF is from with femfresh?!

I did shower about 2 hours ago

wrong

What’s the rush? Going home to the wife?

I don’t like the way the tone is heading here 🤨

Children if you must know

< not envy at the fem fresh wipe

And of course you’re sat in an NT cafe posting on MN about your Sunday night booty call, instead of eating the cake and talking to the person you are with.

Femfresh wipe

The scone had finished, I can multitask you know and I’m on my own.

A bar of carbolic soap and a deck brush instead of wipes

You need to work out your timekeeping methodology here.

Countdown music? Can't think of anything sexier tbh

(God bless Richard Whiteley)

Scone before sex ? Fucking wild crazy stuff

Ta-da!!!

Scone before sex ? Fucking wild crazy stuff

There's a joke in there somewhere about jam and cream....

With lots of extra clotted cream..... mmmm. Getting turned on myself now

I'm an introvert. I would appreciate it if he left immediately, as long as he did it nicely.

Assuming that you're not a bored teenager...

If it's a proper relationship & they don't have to leave then I'd expect an overnight stay

A FWB situation then I'd be ok with an overnight stay but would also be fine with them heading home straight away mainly because good sex makes me want to eat then sleep & I'd rather not share my food or my bed.

I've been the leaver in this situation - longish distance (about an hours drive) I was in the area so it was an unexpected meet up - I left pretty much straight away as I had to be home in time for the kids returning... but it was a school day.

Is that the men’s toilets ?

Are you in the toilet? Taking photos with one hand and femfreshing your bits with the other? You are indeed multitasking

OMG you lot are soooooo mean!!

I was having a wee!

And that sign is above the sink

Are you in the toilet? Taking photos with one hand and femfreshing your bits with the other? You are indeed multitasking

Better the FemFresh than the scone

A scone in a National trust cafe & a quick fem fresh wipe. What a day out!

If you just want a shag then I think it’s fine to leave straight after to be honest

If you want it to be more than a booty call stop being his booty call.

Do you ever meet up and do something other than sex? Cinema, walk, meal? You have an intense sexual relationship with someone you barely know as you do nothing but fuck. If he is the love of your life, you are certainly not the love of his or he would be getting to know you a bit better and treating you with a bit more respect (maybe by getting a dorma window in with a better view)

Actually I would love that. Enjoy a shag. Then he buggers off and I get my own space. Rather than having a sweaty, farting man in my bed.