Sex... how soon after is too soon to leave?

[GettingSomeLater]

So... imagine this scenario. Newish relationship. There is a smallish window to see each other. That time is mostly spent having sex.

When needing to leave actually isn’t really critical... how long after cumming would you expect your partner to hang around for?

Isn’t the definition of boredom wrt sex the time between you coming and Him going........

I got confused by the window.
It's a red herring.

@Wednesdaypig clean the window 😂

*I’d rather it wasn’t a booty call ......

Seriously have some self respect for yourself.*

Does self respect get his face between my tights??

thighs

But seriously sounds like a booty call and he’s getting dressed within 60secs of (him) finishing

Too late, you mentioned tights......

What’s wrong with mentioning tights?

I shall let you all know later how it goes.

I have a cunning plan to make sure he falls asleep and stays all night 😈😈😈

It doesn’t sound like a relationship.

It depends on whether you are going to strip the bed within seconds of it being over, in which case approximately 30 seconds later. If you use the Mumsnet sex towel, then perhaps a minute and a half.

Handcuffs?

Actually he’s the love of my life. When he touches me it feels like the universe could implode and I wouldn’t notice.

You don't sound like you're on the same page as him.

You need to work out your timekeeping methodology here. Will you be using a stopwatch, or noting down the time on the alarm as you begin? Is there agreement on when copulation ends and post copping countdown begins?

Keep calculator handy too for working out compulsory post coital cuddle time.

Oh dear lord..

Well tights indicate something else in the mix and wonton will have to include that in the algorithm

I have a cunning plan to make sure he falls asleep and stays all night

Drugging someone against their will is illegal.

Take a leaf out of the red pill book.

Call him a cab as soon as you come. Permit him to go down on you again while waiting for the taxi to arrive.

Is it bad that I am giggling hysterically in a National Trust cafe??

There are tights to remove

I will try and discreetly made a mental note of times

G2G he’ll be there soon. Need to FemFresh wipe 😘

Oooerrr special, don't start down the threesome route now. It's exciting enough as it is.

My god. Someone buys femfresh.

About 5 minutes. Then I want a cup of tea and sleep thanks

Femfresh, tights, cumming on small windows
Tres sexy

Femfresh wipes - How CLASSY are you !!!