If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

The fox version? Yessum.

Prince Eric, oh my. Wouldn’t even mind working my way up through King Triton

Yes but the fish.

I'm with you on King Triton but there are no excuses for any character. You'd also have to do the chef.

I remember having a bit of a thing for Tramp from Lady and the Tramp.

Maybe Frozen? The baddie is a hot ginger so that's all good. Olaf just gets a warm hug. (I'm assuming this is speaking characters only and therefore no weirdness involving Sven)

The Beast from Beauty and...he is rather hot.

Nope. ALL characters. There are sacrifices for every film. You also have to do all the rock trolls.

Oh I’d do the chef if I got Eric and Triton, I’d even do bloody Ursula! Those tentacles might be useful for something

MOANA!!!!

Including the chicken

Hercules. I'd properly like a crack at Pluto.

Is liking Robin Hood a thing? I thought I was special

Our 13 yo nephew is staying and it’s his pick for the next dvd. I’ve come upstairs for a bath, but I can hear the whistling at the beginning of Robin Hood

Do we have to have sex with the animals? Because the cast of Pochahontas are fine, but I draw the line at the raccoon

But Maui - yes please. And Moana's dad.

Since robin is already taken I will go with Flynn Rider!

Would it be weird if I said Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? I’m not very tall myself.

Moana??? With the enormous Bowie-impersonating crustacean? Uh NO

SecretWitch I’m with you! Even if it means having to go via Gaston, LeFou AND the prince in real human form, it would be sooo worth it!

No. You're not allowed to draw the line at the animals. You have to decide how far you're prepared to go for the goodies.

SHINEY!

I think the shiney crustacean owns it. He knows his own worth.

I briefly considered finding Nemo, because I like Crush the turtle. But there’s a fuck tonne of crill in that school and a supporting cast of 1000’s.

I’m thinking Frozen, there’s only the duke of weasel town that’s making me