If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

Why can't it be live action? I'd go through the aliens to have a go at the Avengers! I'd like to see what happens when Banners heartbeat raised during sex!

Mulan sounds ok, but the Dragon!

I think Brave. I quite fancy the dad. It would be worth going through all the bears.

Yeah but Historia what about all the hugely hugely obese people too. There were loads of them. (And I’m big myself saying that!).
And the reason they’re there is because they are extremely lazy. MN forever tells us that’s a gross trait, and these people float around on hoverbeds. I’m not sure you’d get much sympathy on the AIBU boards? Everyone would ask if you knew before you shagged them!!

Although you’d get all your gym exercise done for two years, because if they went on top you’d get smothered. So you’d have to be on top. No question. You’d have thighs of steel by the time you’ve finished.

I can't believe no one else has said a nightmare before Christmas, Jack skellington is worth it, oogi boogie man with lights of and santa claws as a bonus, lots of presents.

Definitely Beauty and the Beast.

As a lesbian, i pick Sleeping Beauty. It would be nice to have both Cinderella and Maleficent!

Ariel and her 6 sisters would also be nice!

Why would you even think this

Shriek obviously - ogre / not ogre / donkey etc. Prince Charming may just be a pretty face but to paraphrase a PP, ok to sit on. The Queen (Julie Andrews) would be well pervy and probably a goer as for the God Mother..... She's got a wand - need I say more?

I meant Shrek FFS!

Inthetropics Sleeping Beauty is a fantastic shout! I could cope with the fairies (maybe all together??) for Prince Philip (yes pleeeease, he's my second favourite after Robin Hood) and Aurora.

Would Maleficent be in witch or dragon form...???

@EyeDrops She's be in witch form! LOL!!!!

One is to assume you're all sex deprived to even think this. Weird!

Ooh I think I'd go for Tangled, would all be worth it to have Flynn on the boat when all the lanterns are in the sky....

Frozen might not be too bad a shout, because Olaf and the big ice monster haven't got any genitals. Sven would probably be quite nice to a lady reindeer.

I would like to hope that it only means the adult characters because I'm struggling to think of a film that doesn't have kids in the cast of thousands

This thread is grim

All the films have kids in - pp have actually said Peter pan and Pinocchio. Both kids.

Gross how op's rules are having to have sex with animals and no mention of paedophilia being off limits .

Has no one shared the Disney Prince dick page yet?

100% NSW

jezebel.com/disney-dudes-dicks-what-your-favorite-princes-look-lik-1621694437

Thought some of you might like this Buzzfeed post about what the Disney princes could look like IRL.

Shotgun Prince Eric!

Yes, it's very grim.
Alice in Wonderland? Peter Pan? Fucks sake, give yourselves a shake.

Meh, it's not as bad as the politicians you'd like to shag thread. I still have nightmares about that one.

Disney dicks has improved my life. Thankyou

Beauty and the beast!

AngeloMysterioso
The John Smith one is identical to the actor who played Smith in sex and the city.

I can’t decide on a film. I keep thinking that I’ve made a choice and then remember someone that I just couldn’t do.

Beauty and the Beast, it'd have to be.