If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

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There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

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Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, what's her chops knightly, that Mr bloom, the octopus man, calipso, and everything and one inbetween!!

Tangled is a gimme. The horse is exempt as a non-speaking character though he has got a certain charm. There are a lot of rogues in that tavern though.

There’s quite a lot of characters in Beauty and the Beast if you count the household servants, so that’s quite a lot to go through before you get to Gaston and the Beast.

It has to be Tangled! Have you seen Flynn Rider?!

Flynn Ryder from Tangled, The Beast (I kinda like the idea that he could morph back and forth between man and beast at MY will, thank you very much...), The Genie could be fun - I like a guy who can make me laugh (and who has infinite power)

Nope.

Restating the rules.

No live action.

Shag ALL the characters, including non-speakers, animals, monsters...all of them.

Eg if you want Hercules, you have to be prepared to shag the lava monster.

Oh if it's got to be animated the princess and frog I guess.

Aladdin’s not a bad call actually. Apart from the parrot...

Tarzan would be ok

Damn it!!

What dark corner of MN have I strayed into here you weirdos?

Probably Mulan.

Aladdin

Ralph, he would wreck it! 😀

Aladdin, clearly

Aladdin, Jasmine (perhaps together ) and you get Genie/Robin Williams as a bonus, he’d be enthusiastic. I expect Jafar would at least be thorough and precise.
The monkey and the parrot would be weird though.

Beauty and the Beast or maybe (assuming we’re going with the age of consent?) The Incredibles or Aladdin? Downside monkey and parrot. Upside Aladdin, jasmine, jafar, genie, couple of hot palace guards, even the sultan...

The parrot would be really annoying. I would climb up Jafar with ropes, though.

Here, for the consideration of Team Tangled, is the Tavern song. Great song, but might make you reconsider your choice for the purpose of this game. Loveable, but not, yah know, loveable?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bate_tvVUpk

I didn’t fancy superted.. but I did have a bit of a thing for the camp skeleton.
I also had a crush on the fox version of Robin Hood. I’d do him.. but not friar tuck with his annoying whimpery Winnie the poo-esque voice.
I’d go through the cast of Mary Poppins for a bit of Dick Van Dyke.

But not the children, obvs.

Oh, or ancient, coughing, bearded owner of the bank.
This is tougher than I thought.

NO LIVE ACTIOOOOOOOONNNNNN

The little mermaid, Sebastian knows how to have a good time "Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter Take it from me"

I'm literally laughing out loud at this and reading the responses to my husband. Wreck It Ralph has finished me😂😂😂

Oh not real people?! Op you’re sick
Okay... Peter Pan. I’m up for some pirate action to get to him.

Does Who Framed Roger Rabbit count as animated?