If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

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There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

See it's process of elimination isn't it

Beauty and the beast no way could I do chip

Sebastian's (Little Mermaid) claws would make hella good nipple clamps ...

Shrek. The bad prince wouldn’t take long and is very like my xdh who I shagged for years. I suspect the rest of them would be a blast, especially donkey. And there would always be Puss to look forward to.

Sorry Purple shrek isn't Disney that opens a whole knew kettle of fish!

SummersB, I will throw down for The Beast. If you feel rather strongly about him though, I guess I will settle for that rake, Bugs Bunny.

I have been sat for 20 minutes trying to get my answer for this!

I was initially going to say Beauty and the Beast but I couldn't do Maurice or the horse.. I quite fancied a tumble with Lumier though! Tarzan could throw you about a bit, oooh my but then you've got all the bastard gorillas to get through..

THEN I thought Oh I know! Roger from 101 Dalmatians. But, the clue is in the name.. no thanks.

I'm going to have to go with Li Shang from Mulan, and shag each and every ghost ancestor, the fat bitchy matchmaker, and all the horrible Huns. But by god he is a sexy bastard!

...ORRRR Prince Naveen from the Princess & The Frog.

Uh! Uh! OP. No fair changing the rules part way through. You said Disney in your first post so neeerrrrr!

Problem with Prince naveen is you have to kiss a lot of frogs.... literally plus some alligators bugs and the creepy dr facillier and his ghosts!

That's true this is so bloody hard!!

I know I can rule most films out but picking the one I would is hard!

Alladin all the way

But he ate his Gran!

"And she was humungous."

The Little Mermaid had some hot mermen in one scene. But how would that even work genitally?

I’m going to go for Beauty and the Beast. I’d get the beast and Gaston, plus I’m sure Mrs Potts is dirty. She’s been round the block a few times I bet. Shagging that wardrobe is going to get weird tho.

I'm going to bed laughing

Moana the crab is a no

Flynn Rider and Prince Hans for me!

Is the Lego Movie Disney?

I don't think so Rupeomatic

Moana - the crab?! What about the bloody granny Maui & Moana's dad though

I’m amazed more people haven’t said Mulan.

Li Shang can make a man out of me any day.

Plus the Mongolian army would be pretty sexy, Mongolian guys are usually big and strong.

Milk. Forgot granny that's worse than the crab Maui is definitely out then!

Mulan army hygiene is less than great plus that's a lot of dead people each to their own though

The Genie could be fun - I like a guy who can make me laugh (and who has infinite power)

All that power but he still comes from just a few quick rubs of his lamp! He needs to wish himself more stamina

I think Atlantis the Lost Empire might be the least troublesome... Or Treasure Planet once you get past the furry aspect.

Tangled rated highly, but there are kids in the kingdom dance scene, plus the horse, and Gunter, who is into Mime... shudders

Does Disney/Pixar count? Because I reckon all the robots in WALL*E have a 'vibrate' setting somewhere...

wine do you have to do the dead people too though?

Just asked my husband and he said straight away: "you said Mulan didn't you?" He knows me too well.