If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

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There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

Well going on my previous sexual encounters probably mobsters inc.



I like the fact that you're really thinking it through @Marmite27

Pinochio. I'd be sitting on his face demanding "lie you bastard - lie!"

But he ate his Gran! Bit of a deal breaker for me

@3boysandabump But what about the little girl? Monsters' University seems to be the only one without anything actually illegal.

Shiney crab that is

Obviously Tangled 🤷‍♀️

Explains the logistics of the chameleon, @415wakeup

Pinochio. I'd be sitting on his face demanding "lie you bastard - lie!"

Round of applause!

The Star Wars franchise is Disney now, isn’t it? I was thinking Rogue One though things could get interesting around some of those robots and aliens

Well considering Disney owns Starwars I'm going for Solo and yep including the wookie

@UatuTheWatcher great minds

Clicked on this to say Robin Hood, but you beat me to it OP.

But not every character- there are children!

Pocahontas. They are all bloody gorgeous. Except for the big guy in the purple suit.

Mulan....I would do the entire Mongol army to get to Li Shang

Not Disney, but when I was a kid I used to have a massive crush on Super Ted!!

Oh god yes definitely Tangled!!

Literally coming on this thread to say Star Wars!

The Lion King without a doubt. Always had a thing for Mufasa. Could get on board with the rest. For him...

Cool Runnings is Disney I think. I'd even close my eyes and think of England while humping John Candy.

Say it again!

Your all forgetting pirates of the Caribbean is Disney

I see now that I didn't set the rules out clearly enough.

Animated only. No live action.

I have spoken.

Pirates of the Caribbean is Disney right? I’ll go with that!

Yup that's me! Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!

Mulan is a very good shout too though