If you had to have sex with every character from a Disney film, which film would you, erm, do?

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

There's a huge, well-reasoned thread on twitter at the moment on just this subject, and I thought it might be right up mumsnet's street.

So, Robin Hood, clearly. A formative experience. I'd go through Sir Hiss and the fat hen to have a crack at Robin.

Finding Nemo.

What a bizarre thread.....does “who framed Roger Rabbit” come under animation? Asking for a friend.....

A lot of minors in Peter Pan, PP...

Snap gretchenweiners!

Is it just named characters? I need to think about this quite seriously. Also am I still in human form?

It’s a shame there’s no live action because I would climb Kylo Ren like a tree.

Hmm peter pans not a great one actually

Well, it wouldn't be Dumbo, that's for sure, lol.

Peter Pan himself is only a minor, isn’t he?

Is it just named characters?

Nope. All the random guests-at-dance, woodland creatures, servants, people in taverns, fish, the Mongol army, demons. All of them.

Prince Eric.

Avengers. Obv.

Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Scarlett Johansson.... yum!

Think my choice would have to be Atlantis. Milo is smart and cute.

Aladdin.

The carpet would be a magical ride

I'm going to go for Aladdin, don't even care about the tiger

Pinochio. I'd be sitting on his face demanding "lie you bastard - lie!"

I AM CRYING 😂😂😂

I came on here to say Robin Hood. That damn fox. My mind when straight to him.

It’s a shame we aren’t including anime. Prince Howl... nice bum.

Pirates of the Caribbean. I'll be mostly shagging Johnny Depp.

Aah but you won’t though Screaming, read the rules.

No live action films.

But in terms of Pirates, jack davenport is mine thanks

I’m surprised but very glad that Gaston is all mine. He can lift me over his head whenever he likes.

Aargh. What a disappointment!

Snow White.
I wouldn't mind having an orgy with all the dwarves. It'd be a good story at a dinner party

Nooooo oooooone's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

... I was fully prepared to get cosy with that bloke with all the tentacles, too .

Alice in Wonderland. I'll be doing all the weird.