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Inside jokes with no context

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SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 20:57

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out Gin

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

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MollysMummy2010 · 27/09/2018 22:40

Remember when someone stole my cheese

ChatNicknameAlreadyInUse · 27/09/2018 22:41

Did you Linda?

They're all out of date though.

CountFosco · 27/09/2018 22:43

Did I tell you that I love avocados?

FrangipaniBlue · 27/09/2018 22:44

Tatie Kiev's

CHICKIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!

"It's under the ponky"
(short for ponkyjog)

IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere · 27/09/2018 22:46

Do da monch!

Husky loves!

What ya doin'? Night time day time!

JadziaSnax · 27/09/2018 22:47

Same engine as a TR7.
Verrry prone to seizing

MummySharkDooDooDooDoo · 27/09/2018 22:48

@yellowspottedwellies I wonder if it's for the same reason. In our case it's because the horizon is always on a slant. A very obvious one. Think 45 degree angle. That woman just can't take a straight photo!

MawkishTwaddle · 27/09/2018 22:49

Time for some serious monsing.

How's that stroke working out for you?

Should I have my hair cut?
Which one?

FEVVAAAAH!

user1471553214 · 27/09/2018 22:50

Tigerclub50 my husband says ‘you lie like a hairy egg’. I have never heard anyone else say that!

LadyOfTheCanyon · 27/09/2018 22:51

What, Wagamamas? That filthy rib joint?

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 27/09/2018 22:59

I’m in a bit of a pickle. Well not so much a pickle, more of a cornichon

MyArris · 27/09/2018 23:13

Savour ittttt! Let the flavours dance on your palate

DoJo · 27/09/2018 23:13

Da da da...eggs!

SneakyGremlins · 27/09/2018 23:13

Slorp

Fluffyears · 27/09/2018 23:32

Pure hunners

A selection of quiches!

Me:Toot!
DH:Toot?
Me: Tooooot! (Nodding sagely)
DH: Ah Toot! (this conversation can change to DH starting by stating ‘toot)

Out anniversary cards actually say ‘toot as per photo lol. We all point at each other rather a lot for fun.

Inside jokes with no context
Floyella · 27/09/2018 23:36

Is that Neil O'Brien's diary secretary?

littlestrawby · 27/09/2018 23:37

Ahhh so many...

Full strings!
...Now?
White hot chocolate!
Are you from orchestra?
And a jacket potato!

I could go on

Johnnyfinland · 27/09/2018 23:40

The Houses of Parliament are NOT on the way to Space!

Sillybilly1234 · 27/09/2018 23:44

Dog on a hill!

ZenNudist · 27/09/2018 23:44

No, thats the way forward! (Points)
Can be substituted for just pointing

Digger digger digger!
Oi oi oi!

ZenNudist · 27/09/2018 23:45

Also

Grease me up like a pig

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SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 23:50

@Fluffyears that's so cute! Is it a fart, or a boob squeeze, or a clown noise?Grin

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Original poster
SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 23:50

Shove a parsnip up my arse - unbuttered.

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YourMilkshakeIsBetterThanMine · 28/09/2018 00:02

Do you know where the toilets are?

That's my favourite part of Ireland!

But were you drunk enough to eat a banana?

He's my mum's da!

Tryingtogetitright · 28/09/2018 00:05

GAMMON!

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