Inside jokes with no context

[SerenDippyEggs]

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

The Shetland Sessions

Xylophone for sale?

"I like your pigtails"
Response is [however long it is until food is ready]

Don't share your barnacle knowledge with the stranger!!!

I could make it at home for nothing!

(Most are quotes relatively cult TV but adapted to suit whatever situation we are in)

Can I see the wows?

Is it (pause for effect) the clangers?

But your bum's not supposed to bleed!

Where am I standing??

Mr Daniel

"There's been an INCIDENT, Mr Smith!!"
"An INCIDENT, Mrs Thomas?"
"Yes, an INCIDENT, Mr Smith!"
"And how did this INCIDENT make you feel, Mrs Thomas?"

"Well it was good enough for Genghis Khan!"

Tired baby tired

Every songle slice!!

Gaynor! You've got your head in the fire!

I've got too many hands!

Your hairs nice
Give it to Gordon
And then?

We also randomly break into song when the other says certain words.

It/she/he's just a bit Cornish (I live in SW. I PROMISE it's not in any way insulting to Cornwall)

Not greasy enough!

Well I'm not sitting in THAT chair.

Oinker, where did you get those shoes?

YourVagesty A real place :)

There's Ben 10's car

Don't call me Shorty

DS "can you put this on for me?"
Reply "no sorry it won't fit"

Alright Marlene

And

Billy!

D I Y M F S!!!

Yeast we forget.

There’s a BAAM under the bed.

Leg Day.