Inside jokes with no context

[SerenDippyEggs]

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

Oh and "Are you dead yet?" with "Do I look dead to you?" as the answer.

Jubbernauts!

But what's the ham on?

And that's how we do it in medieeeeeeeval scaatland, followed by I'll take the high road and you'll take the loooooo.

In really bad Scottish accents.

And my aunt's Roman Catholic too!

Can a bitch get a doughnut??

Diseased Actors!

Do you want the news from......( our street name)

No, shut up you Muppet!!!

It's been going on for years this one)

Say my name!

What a Thomas.

Absolutely John West tuna'd

Giggsy.

Tempted for 0.64 seconds

Rich beyond the dreams of averace

What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepid.

There’s a definate theme to ours.

Don’t put me on the poo shelf Elf.

(Alternatively)

Oh no not the poo cage Elf!

Eat the protein.

Don’t be an arsehole Brian

Yes, but why are we ‘well, there you are then’?

Covfeefee anyone?

And finally, in response to anyone saying they’d rather do/eat/have something else other than what has been suggested........

‘Oh really? HAASTWFEOE?’

(We never explain the acronym but we know what it means)

Goodnight Sheffield

It’s four o clock on a Friday!

Ectoplasms

Bunch of bloody nutters

More people are killed by toasters

I'm going to buy her a fishing umbrella.

Pour ou? Oui, pour moi!

DH: We're all out of milk (/eggs/nappies/ketchup/whatever)
Me: Are we.... so lost without it?

That's a soooper leenin bloooze