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Inside jokes with no context

200 replies

SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 20:57

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out Gin

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

OP posts:
Babybearsporij · 28/09/2018 09:17

Oh and "Are you dead yet?" with "Do I look dead to you?" as the answer.

haverhill · 28/09/2018 09:18

Jubbernauts!

DappledThings · 28/09/2018 09:29

But what's the ham on?

hetookthecorkscrewtoo · 28/09/2018 09:40

And that's how we do it in medieeeeeeeval scaatland, followed by I'll take the high road and you'll take the loooooo.

In really bad Scottish accents.

Witchend · 28/09/2018 09:41

And my aunt's Roman Catholic too!

amusedbush · 28/09/2018 09:44

Can a bitch get a doughnut??

Andtheresaw · 28/09/2018 09:44

Diseased Actors!

notacooldad · 28/09/2018 09:50

Do you want the news from......( our street name)

No, shut up you Muppet!!!

It's been going on for years this one)

whalebag · 28/09/2018 09:53

Say my name!

RubaDubMum89 · 28/09/2018 09:56

What a Thomas.

Absolutely John West tuna'd

Giggsy.

Omgineedanamechange · 28/09/2018 09:57

Tempted for 0.64 seconds

Rich beyond the dreams of averace

What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepid.

There’s a definate theme to ours.

whalebag · 28/09/2018 09:59

Don’t put me on the poo shelf Elf.

(Alternatively)

Oh no not the poo cage Elf!

FTFF · 28/09/2018 10:01

Eat the protein.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 28/09/2018 10:03

Don’t be an arsehole Brian

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 28/09/2018 10:05

Yes, but why are we ‘well, there you are then’?

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 28/09/2018 10:05

Covfeefee anyone?

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 28/09/2018 10:09

And finally, in response to anyone saying they’d rather do/eat/have something else other than what has been suggested........

‘Oh really? HAASTWFEOE?’

(We never explain the acronym but we know what it meansSmile)

wineandwhine · 28/09/2018 10:55

Goodnight Sheffield

KarineAimee · 28/09/2018 12:26

It’s four o clock on a Friday!

howdyholdthedoody · 28/09/2018 12:53

Ectoplasms

Original poster
SerenDippyEggs · 28/09/2018 16:28

Bunch of bloody nuttersGrin

OP posts:
icebearforpresident · 28/09/2018 16:33

More people are killed by toasters

ALongHardWinter · 28/09/2018 17:02

I'm going to buy her a fishing umbrella.

EyeDrops · 28/09/2018 17:13

Pour ou? Oui, pour moi!

DH: We're all out of milk (/eggs/nappies/ketchup/whatever)
Me: Are we.... so lost without it?

iMatter · 28/09/2018 17:19

That's a soooper leenin bloooze

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