Inside jokes with no context

[SerenDippyEggs]

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

How are we spelling that?

Watering the garden

My sister.used to say par cark. Is Tak1npeace my sister

you are safe, its a joke of my DD - she is 20
I have no sisters in this country

Back in the day when I did a bit of childminding, and at first it was only my DD and a little boy the same age, about 3yrs, I'd put them up for a nap after lunch. When I called them down later they would follow one another sliding headfirst down the stairs and joyfully shout out 'Rumboga', but could never explain to me what it meant.

Sorry, just realised I misspelled your username, I was so excited that someone else said par cark! Anyway, thanks for confirming we are not related, I don't have to change my username now.

It was a joke, BRIAN.

Eggs is eggs.

Are you sure it's a gherkin?

Well, they do LEASES.

SUCH an international citizen!

@Stephisaur, Mrs Brown?

I really must get some prescription sunglasses.

@hildazelda nope, this is older than that! Great name by the way :)

Oh Tony! What you do that for?!

Garden Centre.

Mew? Mew! Or occasionally MEW!!!

Also: (DP to me) I like you. In a sexual way.

(Best silly creepy voice imaginable). Cracks me up .

Red fred, yellow mellow... they call me yellow mellow

@Stephisaur, thank you

De trop

Artichokes two for a £1.

Whenever the word "unit" is heard on TV we say "g-unit" in response. It's a completely natural reaction in our house now!

AUBERGINE

Ooh yeah.

COCK

👍 sandwich?

"What do you want for breakfast?"

"Two tow loh buh"

"Best Burger Ever"

"Squaaaab"