Inside jokes with no context

[SerenDippyEggs]

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

'Like a Welsh brother and sister'

'Bum,tit, willy' when offering a plate of raw veg.

"What's for dinner?"
"Squid and poo"

@itssquidstella I'm laughing at that and I don't even understand it

When are you going home, then?

Volvo

With a fake Swedish accent.

I know squaaaab!

Hey, Eric! Eric! Sign my jacket, Eric.

"Like your pigtails - when's tea?"

It’s a spider-bee!!!

Yyaaaak!

Fuck him and eat your soup!

Primack borg.

If I'd known you were coming I'd have burned the house down.

I feel like walkin' the dawwg, walkin' the dawg.

@IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere

@StringyPotatoes had a similar one! RE Pigtails

Reading these has brought this guy to mind 😂

Mine:

Is your chimney on fire!?

Sean Bean should have been in this

#Bumble bee bum, buuuumble bee bum

It’s strokey strokey, not pokey pokey

I'm going to order the chicken fadjattas.

'Yer a fucking wizard, Harry!'

'Priest kink is a real thing.'

'That happened on Supernatural once.' 'Everything happened on Supernatural once.' (I think this is actually a meme stolen from the internet.)

It's Rebecca

More Plum Run for everyone!
Well slap my arse and call me Shirley
You have vodka, yes? (Said in Russian accent)

@NinjaLeprechaun noo hagrid am not!

"Get the fucking paddle!"
"What's a fucking paddle?"

you dont need brownies anymore...

Mr. Spam, sexy Spam Man. If my friend is here and reading this- hello! 😆