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Inside jokes with no context

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SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 20:57

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out Gin

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

OP posts:
Moonflower12 · 29/09/2018 12:08

'Like a Welsh brother and sister'

'Bum,tit, willy' when offering a plate of raw veg.

itssquidstella · 29/09/2018 12:20

"What's for dinner?"
"Squid and poo"

Original poster
SerenDippyEggs · 29/09/2018 12:54

@itssquidstella I'm laughing at that and I don't even understand itGrin

OP posts:
Icantbelieveitsnotnutter · 29/09/2018 12:55

When are you going home, then?

neddle · 29/09/2018 13:01

Volvo

With a fake Swedish accent.

neddle · 29/09/2018 13:01

I know squaaaab!

RibbonAurora · 29/09/2018 13:02

Hey, Eric! Eric! Sign my jacket, Eric.

IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere · 29/09/2018 23:07

"Like your pigtails - when's tea?"

SarcasticMrKnowItAll · 29/09/2018 23:11

It’s a spider-bee!!!

TrashPanda · 29/09/2018 23:14

Yyaaaak!

BumDisease · 29/09/2018 23:14

Fuck him and eat your soup!

PrincessWire · 29/09/2018 23:22

Primack borg.

BishopstonFaffing · 29/09/2018 23:28

If I'd known you were coming I'd have burned the house down.

ScreamingValenta · 29/09/2018 23:31

I feel like walkin' the dawwg, walkin' the dawg.

Original poster
SerenDippyEggs · 30/09/2018 01:03

@IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere

@StringyPotatoes had a similar one! RE Pigtails Grin

OP posts:
thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 30/09/2018 01:35

Reading these has brought this guy to mind 😂

Inside jokes with no context
thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 30/09/2018 01:41

Mine:

Is your chimney on fire!?

Sean Bean should have been in this

#Bumble bee bum, buuuumble bee bum

It’s strokey strokey, not pokey pokey

ScreamingValenta · 30/09/2018 01:45

I'm going to order the chicken fadjattas.

NinjaLeprechaun · 30/09/2018 03:38

'Yer a fucking wizard, Harry!'

'Priest kink is a real thing.'

'That happened on Supernatural once.' 'Everything happened on Supernatural once.' (I think this is actually a meme stolen from the internet.)

AGHHHH · 30/09/2018 05:13

It's Rebecca

TheRugbyValkyrie · 30/09/2018 05:27

More Plum Run for everyone!
Well slap my arse and call me Shirley
You have vodka, yes? (Said in Russian accent)

Original poster
SerenDippyEggs · 30/09/2018 09:59

@NinjaLeprechaun noo hagrid am not!

OP posts:
PrincessWire · 30/09/2018 17:01

"Get the fucking paddle!"
"What's a fucking paddle?"

FlorencesHunger · 30/09/2018 17:04

you dont need brownies anymore...

ReggieKrayDoYouKnowMyName · 30/09/2018 17:07

Mr. Spam, sexy Spam Man. If my friend is here and reading this- hello! 😆

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