Inside jokes with no context

[SerenDippyEggs]

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

“ Classic them.. the cocky Coughlan’s”.

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I know the answer,
You know the answer,
Don't make me say it!

All sailor and no trousers

Going out Boxing Day?

I am your shoes!

That's my explainment.

Rubbidge! Ab-so-lute rrrubbidge!

"Book it Danno!"
"So like [the total opposite] or...?"

Such tiny little hands!

”“Pee po belly bum drawers”!

I know that song, @tigercub50!

Here are mine:

The lemon is in play.

I’ll try not to be too gluten annoying.

Absolutely feral

Do dolphins swim though?

Grimmer than Ben Grimmer.

It's my school.

Slice them finely...!

Did you know Dick Emery was dead?

Hugo - you're getting no more tea breaks

It's darcy bussel
nuttin
did you get your starter
where are ya

Get hard and go home

No - the monkey was wearing the sombrero
...

These are cracking me up

It's listing slightly.

Is it biscuits?

It was parking on the grassy triangle.

Timothy it’s none of your business.

Beefburgeresque.

@serendippyegg it’s just reallybdaft lol. I was doing something fun fly and I dropped a part of it and rather they say damn, bladtnor sweat I went ‘oh toot!’ DH nearly wet himself ‘toot?’. I don’t as annoyed so I said ‘yes toot!’ And he said ‘ok toot!’ And a few days later he randomly just said ‘toot!’ Whilst laughing so I asked ‘toot?’ And that is 11 years s of silliness!

Hoow many dogs?!?!

Foot!

@Fluffyears that is adorable

Something a bit different. From Manchester.

‘Nooo’ (-but said in a sheep voice)

Pineapples!!! Everywhere!!!