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Inside jokes with no context

200 replies

SerenDippyEggs · 27/09/2018 20:57

Right, I'm bored, ill and grumpy - let's have a bit of fun. Post your inside jokes with no context whatsoever whether it's a word or phrase (or a completely made up one!) and let other posters have a guess (or a laugh) about where it came from!

If this fails I'm retreating to my flu den and never coming out Gin

I'll start with this:

Mackerel filleeets?!

OP posts:
Prokupatuscrakedatus · 27/09/2018 21:32

It's translated but here goes:

But first of all: salad!

iklboo · 27/09/2018 21:36

Ready when you are Sergeant Pembury.

Smellyrose · 27/09/2018 21:38

Quack off!

Kokapetl · 27/09/2018 21:38

My kids have one and no one else (including me) knows where it came from. Pea constructor!

If either of them says it, they both fall about laughing.

If anyone has a clue, please share it.

LoisLittsLover · 27/09/2018 21:39

Jack the kipper, slipper, nipper, day tripper etc

TheFifthKey · 27/09/2018 21:39

J...I...M...I...trainy!

And the answer to “do you want any stuffing” is always “yes, chicken”

WingsofNylon · 27/09/2018 21:39

MY NAME IS LOBSTER! I TAKE UP SO MUCH SPACE!

OublietteBravo · 27/09/2018 21:40

Pas de deux

Ohyesiam · 27/09/2018 21:42

“I’m going to force feed you haloumi”
To which the reply is
“ that’s a type of fish”

dudsville · 27/09/2018 21:45

OH and I recently (we constantly have inside jokes), " well, there's forks, obviously".

WipsGlitter · 27/09/2018 21:47

Keebadge?

Cheeseandapple · 27/09/2018 21:49

I just falafel about it!

Coconutcreampie · 27/09/2018 21:49

Excuse em moi, sil vous plait, move your butt out the way, EGG!

Me:hey kids..
Kids:what??
Me: chicken butt!

Hot buttery butter buttery buttery mash, mmmmm curry

"pants on your head, pants pants on your head"

Ta1kinpeace · 27/09/2018 21:54

Par Cark

MummySharkDooDooDooDoo · 27/09/2018 21:55

Did Mum take that photo?

DelurkingAJ · 27/09/2018 21:58

How big are the pizzas?

Scienceforthewin · 27/09/2018 21:59

Vikings - season 2

gothefcktosleep · 27/09/2018 22:02

Fewer.

QueJamones · 27/09/2018 22:03

9.20!

gothefcktosleep · 27/09/2018 22:03

There’s no such thing.

MadisonMontgomery · 27/09/2018 22:04

But did you die though?

Stephisaur · 27/09/2018 22:05

Mark, but pronounced MEEEEERK.

spiderlight · 27/09/2018 22:05

You bring the lantern. I'll bring the legs.

Unihorn · 27/09/2018 22:05

Where's your wheely bin?

tigercub50 · 27/09/2018 22:06

“Don’t call me a courgette you carrot. Don’t call me a carrot you cabbage. Don’t call me a cabbage.”......this can go on for some time! You can substitute the veg for more or less anything.
“ Pee po belly bum drawers”!
“ You lie like a hairy egg”
“Manic penguin”

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