Make up a story about how you know the above user?

[SteveHo]

just for fun.

SteveHo had the seat next to me on a train that broke down on its way to Aberdeen in 1997. We were stuck just outside Doncaster for three hours and bonded over our mutual fascination with 18th Century Chinese pottery.

Dogging
They don’t call her screaming for nothing

We met both performing in a pantomime.

Ohyesiam and I met on a vegan cookery course in Provence. Neither of us are vegan and we both hate France.

ohyesiam
We met at an ice skating rink when I fell over and they helped me up.

Belinda dropped a fiver on the path as she was rummaging in her purse to buy a WatchTower from a passing JW. I picked it up and was about to make a run for it when my dog decided that nature called so I reluctantly handed it back.

Allycum went out with my brother before we entered his purple phase. We miss her apple strudels.

We? He!

Urban is the second wex-wife of my ex-husband. She dumped him for the same reasons I did.

OhHelpNoo was my best friend at school until she ghosted me because she thought I fancied her boyfriend.

I did.

Marants is the successful daughter of my parent's best friends.

She did very very well at a certain school after winning a prestigious scholarship.

She was head hunted at 'uni' and before graduating had been offered a position earning nearly twice her parents combined salaries.

She sees her parents every holiday and is always inviting her parents to stay at their second home in France. She has married a successful entrepreneur and they have two wonderful children that are perfect in every single way.

I know so much about Marant, my parents keep me updated on how much of a success she is every time I see them - yet I've never met her!

I first met MyShinyWhiteTeeth when she was busking at Stoke On Trent railway station.
She was singing My Old Man’s A Dustman and her voice was dreadful but she played the guitar like Jimi Hendrix, her harmonica and knee cymbal skills were top notch too.

MadisonAvenue approached me wear nothing but a builders hat in B&Q. Assumed because I was wearing orange I worked there...

I was horrified when she asked me if any of the power tools doubled up as dildos.

Wearing, ffs. I mess everything up 😂

MrsFox helped me break into my house when I locked myself out . I held the ladder and she climbed up . How we laughed in the police cells after being arrested for breaking and entering . She's now married to the arresting police officer and I'm engaged to the desk sergeant.

Oddcat

We met at a cat hair knitting competition.

I met oddcat when we were in Wigan.

I wanted to buy a decent pie before the rugby league match, and she pointed me in the right direction

I was a random invited to a party at Buckingham Place. They have a percentage of "normal" guests (probably to balance out and as a justification of parties on tax payers expenses)

HerRoyalFattyness didn't move away from the buffet table

We met in Bolton. It was a rainy night - a Wednesday in November - and KeepServingTheDrinks derived her nickname from her constant shouts that evening. 'The Festering Llama' had never served pints of creme de menthe before; not mixed with half a pint of sweet cider and a pernod and black at least. They are somewhat of an acquired taste, but on that wet Wednesday evening, we acquired it.

BlessYourCottonSocks and I were cellmates.

I assume she’s illegally MN-ing from prison as she had a looooong stretch.

She made me a hat. We were at a wedding and my hat was average, whereas hers was great. I complimented her and it turns out she was a hat maker.

SadTomorrow and I met on the land hockey team when we were both exchange students in Norway. We were both so-so but bonded afterwards in the local pöb.

@VanellopeVonSchweetz99 got chatting when we were waiting in Schipol airport after all planes were cancelled due to an unexplored WW2 device. I didn't see her for years, then who should appear next to me in the queue for a Patatas stall in Lima airport! Delayed again.

Oh where to start with Sylvan? We met when she caught the 6" heel of her thigh high boot in the pavement and I helped her free it one rainy Tues morn at 8am in Skegness. She took me for a thank you Porn Star Martini and the rest is history!