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[SteveHo]

just for fun.

SneakyGremlins helped deliver my twin boys when I went into early labour in the biscuit aisle in Tesco. I named them both after her.

I like Sneaky the best.

SimplePimple and I met at a Noel's House Party Appreciation Society. I've still not had my Mr Blobby costume back and my Crinkly Bottom anorak is ruined.

I named them both after him!

Iklboo was my facial surgeon when I entered Witness Protection

RosyPP was my best friend at school. We fell out over which one of us was going to marry Morten Harket when we left school and haven't spoken since.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross and I met on Bake off. We're the new judges this year, and we share custody at weekends of Paul and Prue.

SneakyGremlins and I met while hanging round outside a theatre, hoping to get Dawn French's autograph. He very kindly lent me a pen when I dropped mine and it fell down a drain. Unfortunately, Dawn came out of a different entrance so we had a wasted night.

I was shopping in aldi wearing a cats bum face and some loved up couple were time wasting by the chips. I remarked to TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross that I hoped it would shortly be my turn to titter inanely at the frozen food and we carried on judging all the other customers. Twas cathartic.

@MalcolmsBrokenWalrusMoneybox lived next door to me and once helped me break in when I'd lost my keys. Solid.

I met MrsTerryPratchett at an aquarium. She had ignored the signs not to put hands near the tank and the giant pacific octopus was trying to pull her in. It took me and several other people to get her free- we had to distract the octopus with a lobster.

Me n WakeupSlow met turning tricks on the mean streets of 'frisco.

But then her sweet delivery app took off and I never saw her again.

YourVagesty And I met when I was an extra on a very high profile film in 1992. She was only there because she was the wife of the lead actor (who was a TOTAL knob by the way, and seriously famous). Apparently he left her three years later, after he found out that she was having an affair with the director.

It's a bit embarrassing. For them anyway. I'm a receptionist at the local STI clinic and the above user comes in so often that we're now on first name terms.

Headinhands used to be chief fish fryer in my local chippy. That's until she was caught with their hands in more than the till...

*her hands

I met Neep when we were travelling on the Trans Siberian Railway. We drank a lot of tea and vodka together. But she left the train at Omsk to go to buy some currency, and that was the last I saw of her. I've still got her fur hat....

Ada brings hip flasks to PTA meetings. The first time I met her she was trying to teach the Head to do the floss. I was asked to strong arm her out and of the meeting and take her home in my car...which she vomited in. She’s actually very sweet when sober and I found out her son Balonz is in my daughter’s class.

I met Marmalade please say you're LDCake Marmalade at a petrol station I was robbing at the time, where she helpfully filled my neon pink taxi up with petrol and gave me a mars bar for the journey.

I wondered where that hat went.

I met Ada at a bustop one rainy Thursday. She shared her pan drops.

I shared a cell with SneakyGremlins He is not as sneaky as he's like to think.

*he'd

(I didn't realise that you actually do know me Marmalade!)

Sorry, no LDCake but I do make a mean Marsbar cheesecake sneakygremlins do let me know if you’re going to be dropping by the petrol station again and i’ll pop over with one for you.

Your ‘floss’ is coming on nicely Ada !

I met Marmalade when we both auditioned to play Bond. They sent us down the hall to the Muppet Christmas Carol Returns auditions and cast Daniel Craig instead!