Make up a story about how you know the above user?

[SteveHo]

just for fun.

I met livingboy down the local, where they were helpfully collecting all the almost empty glasses. I thought it odd they left the completely empty ines until i spotted them filling their own drink with it.
They begged me not to tell the landlord and we got chatting. Turns out a run of bad luck had landed them living with their mum and the fact she was a narcissist was driving them to drink, only they had no money because they didnt have a job. They even had to sell the 50 inch tv and their goat because they were that skint!

I met TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross when we were on special attachment to NASA for Astronaut training. Sorry can't divulge anything further than that.

I met flamingtoaster when I helped her load some cases into a van once. Saw her carrying them out of the local jewellers and she seemed to be struggling, especially with a stocking pulled over her head! (an interesting sartorial choice but that's our flaming!) There were a lot of cases and they were pretty heavy. She thanked me, but drove off very fast which I thought was a bit rude.

SquishySquirmy and I were finalists in a cheese-rolling competition. Squishy was all set to win but then tripped over my cheese, breaking a chunk off and twisting her ankle - we were both disqualified, because the organisers thought I'd tripped her deliberately.

I met ScreamngValenta at Harry and Meghan's wedding - I didn't like her hat but the "turn" she did at the Reception got the biggest cheer of the night.

I rang the emergency services when I noticed flamingtoaster had her head stuck in a piece of equipment in the playground. ( She shouldn’t even have been on the monkey swing as she’s over 12.)

@Knittedfairies gave me the clap.

I met @VanillaSugar when she married my brother. I've never liked her and her Sunday roasts are abysmal. But her hair is fucking fabulous.

@ToucanPlayAtThatGame was in the audience of a Jeremy Kyle show I was on. I noticed her from the stage because she was the only person with all their teeth. I found her after the show and she told me about this amazing minty stuff called toothpaste.

I met @BeeFarseer at the local farmers market, where I bought her left nostril for the bargain price of £375839582.68

@BeeFarseer sure we met only today at the popes visit up in Dublin, a grand young wan, loves a mug of tea and a natter, sure not a nicer lass could ye meet!

I met @SneakyGremlins when she sold me two gremlins for €6755 but they turned out to be guinea pigs.

@2littleguineas is my chimney sweep. We actually met several years ago when she was trying to make a go of it as a burlesque dancer and I happened to be in the audience one night. I didn’t mean to be there. I had a ticket for a different show but I stumbled into 2littleguineas show and couldn’t leave, mesmerising.
She now cleans my chimney, I have no idea why.

@Allycumpooster attended the same sugarcrafting class as me. I'd never seen anyone make a full-sized pug sculpture out of spun sugar before, but Allycumpooster gave it a collar and everything.

@ScreamingValenta A likely story! You cost me the championship!
Cheese rolling was my life! My life go dda!it!!!!!

Nah seriously we 're cool.

BeeFarseer was a contestant on Britain’s Hot Talent, a talent show for people who ate fire and juggled flamethrowers. She asked for a volunteer from the audience as I happened to be passing the stage and the rest is history. We toured with our act for several years until the price of petrol put us out of business.

wishingtrees once parked on my drive. I had to call 101, put up penguin bollards AND call the local rugby team.

@wishingtrees, that was uncannily accurate as I used to do fire performance stuff. Poi and staff though, I can't juggle to save my life...

.... but that's what @chocolateworshipper did. I was kidnapped in a tragic case of mistaken identity and the kidnappers would only release the hostages if the lead hostage negotiator would juggle five geese. Chocolateworshipper juggled SIX.

@BeeFarseer once took me up the @r5e

Yaaawn. I once washed RespoDad 's mouth out with a particularly caustic soap.

I met RespoDad at work. In fact I was his/her N+1 for 6 years. He/she was crap at his/her job, tried it on with all the temps and in the end I had no choice but to fire him/het when he/she got pissed at the Christmas do and threw up all over the big boss and his lovely wife.

@SquishySquirmy Oooh, can't believe after so many years you're still feeling cheesed off!

I met ScreamingValenta back in the day at a John Cooper Clark gig. She heckled him and told him he looked like a pair of binoculars on a tripod, and he bought her a pint for a good heckle.

upstartcrow was my best friend and until she slept with my dad.