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Make up a story about how you know the above user?

323 replies

SteveHo · 24/08/2018 23:23

just for fun.

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Peachpebbles · 26/08/2018 00:08

Ahhh upstart I remember when we first met at adult only swimming. I still can't believe you thought it meant that kind of swimming. The image of you has stayed with me all these years...

Leobynature · 26/08/2018 00:10

@firehousedog
Her dog farted whilst a match was lit for a candle. The whole house caught fire. Fire managed to save her dog and other worldly possessions

LOL7 · 26/08/2018 00:14

@Leobynature and I met on a hike, I asked if they had any toilet paper, so Leo gave me a leaf 🤷‍♀️

Giggorata · 26/08/2018 00:16

Leobynature and I met under a bed, where we hastily hid ourselves when the owners of the house we were burgling, came back unexpectedly. It was quite a shock.

SneakyGremlins · 26/08/2018 00:18

Giggorata and I met when we were both in jail. I busted her out by yodelling the walls down til they crumbled.

LilMadAgain · 26/08/2018 00:22

I met upstartcrow in the delicatessen of our local veal farm. I was trying to buy Billy Bear sausage but they took pity on me and pointed me towards the naice bambi ham.

LilMadAgain · 26/08/2018 00:24

Honestly upstart from reading the above descriptions I'm beginning to think I hardly know you. Shock

Okeydokeys · 26/08/2018 00:27

lilmad and I worked together in a cheese factory and later discovered our mutual love of lamas.

SweatyFretty · 26/08/2018 00:30

Okey had a brief & torrid romantic dalliance with my brother. She liked me more than she liked him. I felt the same way.

recluse · 26/08/2018 00:39

Sweaty and I met at the gym Grin. She is very good at Zumba and I feel like a whale in comparison.

firehousedog1 · 26/08/2018 00:42

recluse and I knew each other from sharing a spliff at the stone circle feild at Glastonbury festival

SneakyGremlins · 26/08/2018 00:47

firehouse and I know each other from a cheese factory we worked at. We had a Gouda time working there.

Onehellofaride · 26/08/2018 00:53

sneaky I met sneaky when she pulled me out of the way of an oncoming car. We got talking about the merits of buying local produce and the sausages from the local farm shop.

Okeydokeys · 26/08/2018 01:05

Whoa sneaky - maybe you met at the same cheese factory lilmad and I met at!

SneakyGremlins · 26/08/2018 01:10
Shock
Ignoramusgiganticus · 26/08/2018 01:19

I'm the dentist looking at sneaky's teeth. Open wide Sneaky.

SneakyGremlins · 26/08/2018 01:22

Ignora is the dentist who replaced my teeth with Cheerios when we went to Vegas.

HavingALittleBabyToolshed · 26/08/2018 01:28

It’s strange because I thought I knew SneakyGremlins from a club at uni when I met her down the mine, but I guess it was very dark and it turns out it was a case of mistaken identity. However I had actually met her before but it was years ago at a conference for fans of Alan Partridge. She came dressed as Dan.

Xxalisoncxx · 26/08/2018 01:31

She came to my sex club looking for a job, she got it and became ‘sapphire sexy legs’ got a sexy pair of legs this one and can swing around a pole like no other

MissConductUS · 26/08/2018 01:45

I met Xxalisoncxx when she visited NYC as a tourist and a cop I know brought her into the A&E department where I was doing triage one Saturday night.

Apparently she was out clubbing, some slipped something in her drink and a cop I know found her dancing on the top of his patrol car singing the "I'm a little teapot" children's song, complete with handle and spout dance moves.

Knowing that I have a soft spot for Brits he brought her to my A&E rather than arresting her. A light sedative, a nice cuppa and she was right as rain in few hours and on her way.

MrsFoxPlus4 · 26/08/2018 02:50

MissConductUS & I met when she was moving in across the road. My husband and I went over to welcome her and she asked if my husband could carry a box up stairs. The box’s bursts and a large collection for butt plugs bounce down the stairs. Horrified my husband pauses... she put one in his pocket & said “that’s for you big boy” we ran away now we call her butt plug Betty and DO NOT I repeat DO NOT take her packages in if she misses them, they are all sausage shaped.

callmekitten · 26/08/2018 03:51

MrsFoxPlus4 tried to chat me up at one of DD's school functions. I was able to put her off by giving her a brownie and a juice box but now she follows me around endlessly asking for treats.

Touchnotthiscat · 26/08/2018 04:37

Call me kitten and I met at an audition for a cat food commercial. We bonded over our mutual love of Maine Coons and Viennese whirls. We unfortunately lost touch after her cat moved on to bigger and better things (Sheba commercials) and my cat started her own Morris dancing troupe. But I still look back fondly.

Allycumpooster · 26/08/2018 08:08

@touchnotthiscat is my sister. She doesn’t know it because I was the result of her dads affair with my mother. I tracked her down after spending my life feeling like I didn’t belong in my own family of ten siblings. Touch thinks she is an only child. I introduced myself as a fellow cat lover and we have been best friends ever since. Touchnot fancies my brother which is presenting me with a bit of a dilemma.

MorningsEleven · 26/08/2018 08:11

Touchnotthiscat and I met on the darts circuit. We were Eric Bristow groupies and used to dress real nice to get his attention. We went to his funeral together, things got a bit hairy when we sat in the reserved seats and his family kicked off. Never been thrown out of a funeral before.