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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

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Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.


Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.


  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button

y = lick
z = juice
OP posts:
Wordsmith · 19/05/2006 12:10

I'm Sugar Velvetkiss.

A bite chaste, methinks

buffythenappyslayer · 19/05/2006 12:12

oooh!!!!im montana silver side!!!

sounds like a cut of beef!!!Grin

Jessajam · 19/05/2006 12:12

mine is crap!
candy leathersizzle
just sounds like three random words...
if i was a stripper with that name i somehow doubt I'd get much business ( cos they certainly wouldn't wnat me for my figure!!!)
Grin

Mercy · 19/05/2006 12:12

Another Sugar here - Sugar SilverThong!

mummyhill · 19/05/2006 12:13

Hedi Lustytush

WigWamBam · 19/05/2006 12:13

I'm Fantasia Leatherthong.

Ledodgyherring · 19/05/2006 12:13

Princess Glitter Fire

acnebride · 19/05/2006 12:13

Fantasia Dreamhorn

I can actually imagine using that

YellowFeathers · 19/05/2006 12:13

Dallas Glitz-Hooter!

So I sound like a porographic Reindeer

BonyM · 19/05/2006 12:15

Sugar Sunnyside!

threelittlebabies · 19/05/2006 12:20

Fantasia Velvet Hooter
pmsl Grin

MrsBigD · 19/05/2006 12:22

Raquelle HeavenKiss... I'm defo not a RAquelle LOL

Naughtynoonoo · 19/05/2006 12:23

Raquelle Glitter Lick

I like it - pitty my middle name doesn't begin with C!

Squirrel3 · 19/05/2006 12:26

PMSL, I am Starr Leatherjugs!!!!!

katylou25 · 19/05/2006 12:26

Raquelle LeatherWhip

Guess I'd be a dominatrix type then!

lucykate · 19/05/2006 12:36

i'm isis deephooter, dh will be pleased Grin

titchy · 19/05/2006 12:56

Montana Spank-thighs here! Grin

Enid · 19/05/2006 13:00

starr sparkle

crap I sound like a My little pony

nixnoo · 19/05/2006 13:00

Star Glitter-tush

he he he


oh dear Squirrel, "leatherjugs"?????

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 13:01

Enid you should have nother bit I think?

OP posts:
Frenchgirl · 19/05/2006 13:02

Heidi GlitterShock

I sound like some nazi electric chair operator

Enid · 19/05/2006 13:05

did it completely wrong

sugar glitter-cheeks

still rubbish

I woldnt pay to watch me

Frenchgirl · 19/05/2006 13:07

Enid you sound like a cute baby doll now

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 19/05/2006 13:09

Sugar Leather-Side

LucyCampCat · 19/05/2006 13:11

ooh wwb we must be related, I'm Raquelle Leatherthong!

buffy, yours sounds like a tent (sorry sorry, not on the camping thread I know!)Grin

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