The AAA Room in the Dept of Psychology at the University of Milton North.

[LadyDamerel]

Sigmund is available for appointments.

Anyone for a Rorschach test?

Evening Ladiez!

I dread to think what ours all look like, tonight, Spiro.

::budges over on Sigmund's couch::

Hullo Spiro.

BTW Massive, my friend has the same coat as your new one. She says it's like wearing a duvet and has spent many hours on the side of a football pitch feeling as warm as the proverbial bug.

Just in case we need a reminder of the cause of tonight's trauma, this is the offending article.

Over-exposure is the key to desensitisation, is it not?

So far I haven't had to test that particular feature out, LadyD.

So we're starting as we mean to go on

It almost looks like a PLFW kebab, especially given the expression on his face.

Size-wise, everything about the PLFW is smaller than Gizzy.

That's, er, rich, coming from you, Maudster. After all, who started it, pray?

Everything Lady D? And pray how would one have obtained this information exactly?

Well, it sez so in the fan fics, Spiro.

Never have my services been so urgently needed. Kindly form an orderly queue.

I wouldn't know Massive - I haven't read any fanfics about RH and the size of his sword (praise the heavens!)

Harrumph. You wanted a pic of Gizzy wrestling, Massive, and selflessly I provided you with one Because I Am A True Friend. You and LadyD provided the perve-o-rama.

I suppose there are some, too, Spiro

Going on Smallio's stats, I'd say it was a dead cert, Spiro .

Well Maud, perhaps you should have known better, given what we're like when we get the bit between our teeth.

But your reaction took me entirely by surprise.

Without putting too fine a point on it, you gave us a pic of Gizzy's arse, Maud.

There is only one reaction to that where Massive and I are concerned.

Time for me to go to bed. I'm walking out of here.

Good night all!

when we get the bit between our teeth.

Well spotted, Spiro. you never let me down.

Nighty night Maudie. I'm sorry I always do. The pic was much appreciated, it was a most charming sight.

Speaking of well spotted...

I couldn't think of a response to when we get the bit between our teeth that wasn't guaranteed to send Maud into a paroxysm and poor Dr Track has had a frantic night already so I did the sensible thing and rose above it.