The AAA Room in the Dept of Psychology at the University of Milton North.

[LadyDamerel]

Sigmund is available for appointments.

Tail, did you say?

I love that rug too.

::psychedelic emoticon::

Have a good nap, Vampy.

No worries, Small. It's teflon-coated. A quick rub with the e-cloth and, hey presto, it's as spotless as my reputation.

Maud, really! And to think I was restraining myself for once in my life

I'm glad the colonel arrived safely, Vamps. hope you get a bit of rest now.

Night, Vampy.

If we're going to start posting pics of Gizzy's arse again, I will running like the wind outta here.

My blood pressure can't take the heat.

In all seriousness, Maud, just back away from the arse shots, okay?

I thought it might make Vampy smile. Besides which, it is a publicity still from the Bee Bee Cee and is therefore the ne plus ultra of respectability even if your reactions to it are not.

How do you like a dose of you own medicine?

your obviously. i can't even write English, any more.

I have an overwhelming urge to bite his bum whenever I see that pic, Massive. More so than any of the other peachy shots we have of it in the archives.

::checks Sigmund's available appointments::

Is there no hope for us, then LadyD?

Made me LOL Maud!!

Poor mum colonel is not as peaceful as earlier. They've given her some morphine but not any better. Just want her suffering to end now but also think BIL will fund it so hard. He was all for flying over at beginning of the month but she and we persuaded them that she was ok for a few weeks. Never expected her to go so
Quickly like this.

Sorry you're all getting a blow by blow account of this which you probably don't want!!

Keep the banter flowing!

::Twiddles thumbs and waits to be discombobulated::

You'll have to try harder than that, Massive.

Oh dear, Vampy. What's BiL's ETA? Post as much as you like, whenever you like.

On the contrary, Vampy, if we can hold your hand, metaphorically speaking, we are only too glad to be with you

You'll be fine with this Lady D - it's not Gizzy's arse so is guaranteed to have no effect whatsoever!

Look, I'm still waiting to be discombobulated.

::Dozes off on the garish fashion-forward chaise longoo::

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NB. Scroll down for full effect.

And have your computer muted, too. Sorry about that, i didn't realise.

Oh my.

::Collapses on the new psychedelic Aubusson::

::Weakly::

Don't worry. I hit mute after 2 saccharine seconds.

::Goes back to remind herself of what she's just seen::

::Unconscious::

Result!!!!

::contemplates calling for Dr Track::

::decides it's only just a fair payback::

::steps over her::

Spiro, I am saying nothing to you. That shot was below the belt.

::joins Massive in celebratory dance::

That was a master shot, m'dear.

Well, she arsed for it, didn't she?