The AAA Room in the Dept of Psychology at the University of Milton North.

[LadyDamerel]

Sigmund is available for appointments.

And here's something a little stronger should you need it.

::Worries that Vampy will now have indigestion::

Sorry to hear about the latest turn for the worse. Are you staying all night, Vampy? Fingers crossed for BIL. How are the kids doing, do they know what's happening?

Now now, ladies, Vampy doesn't need such unhealthy things as doughnuts and wine. What she really needs is one of her 5 a day

. Thanks ladies!!

Kids know nothing in detail yet. Yup not leaving her. We don't want her to die alone. Less than 10 hours til BIL should be here flight 6 mins early currently.

You are an angel, Vampy.

Vampy, I didn't say anything to my 3 when I was with Grandpa. DH told them he was poorly as I'd literally dropped everything and gone when I got the call but we didn't want them to be waiting for it to happen.

I am hoping so much that she 'sees' BIL.

Sit down and catch your breath for a moment, Vampy. I've just had the chaise longoo reupholstered as the previous covering was worn through.

Don't you like it? I love it!

I love it too Maud - will no doubt spend the rest of the evening trawling that website now.

Vampy - has the Colonel arrived safely?

Can we have an alternative for mornings-after-the-night-on-the-polish-cordial, please?

Or perhaps a nice plain throw?

Ah, you need to provide your own fabric. I wonder where the fabric comes from? I want to cover all my furniture with it.

It's very colourful Maud, but not for the faint-hearted or those of a delicate disposition.

::Realises that other Academicians probably live in houses painted in shades of Farrow and Ball String/Mouse Back/Stale Toast beige::

LadyD, however did you manage to pap Gizzy in the curtain department at Ikea?

Well, I don't care if you lot don't like because Mr Thornton and I will be monopolising it for our canoodling canasta marathons, so nerr.

It's very nice, dear, but I foresee difficulties in matching up the curtains and Aubusson.

I rather like it maud!!.

Colonel here safely. Just sitting waiting now! Strange.

But you're all keeping me smiling!

That's what we were aiming for, Vampy. Has the Colonel had anything to eat?

::obsessing about food::

Oh I hate it when it does that.

You'll have to trade the Aubusson in and hope that modern rugs are a little more hardwearing.

Massive, I learned all my superior tailing skills from a very good friend.

Yikes, LadyD, that carpet looks as if it's on acid. Where are my shades again?

Oops sorry Maud, now we'll have to get it covered again, I don't think that stain will come out.

Vamps, sending you and you family as many positive thoughts as possible, I really hope your MIL gets to see the boys. X

He assures me he's eaten and he's had a couple of Biscuits!

Going to try and get my head down for a bit now

x