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LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 22:41

Sigmund is available for appointments.

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DumSpiroSpero · 29/11/2011 23:39

Can I have a paroxysm - or just show off a bit?!

TMB is rated No49 on the Hotness rankings out of over 150k fanfics on WP!!!!

Grin Grin Grin

LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 23:41

Wahey! Well done, that's fab. ::dances round like a loon::

Now write Ch2 Grin.

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LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 23:42

Massive, I found this in the newsagent and thought you'd like it.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/11/2011 23:42

::Looks back::

Well done, Spiro. Does that make you Raunchmeister General?

DumSpiroSpero · 29/11/2011 23:43

Alright, I'm doing my best!

Christmas comedy being posted at midnight tomorrow!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/11/2011 23:44

Arf! that LadyD has unearthed a rare edition of Gentlemen's Hanged Drawn and Quarterly.

DumSpiroSpero · 29/11/2011 23:45

There's not a huge amount of raunch in this one. Well a little bit so far, a lot in Chapter 2 and then none for a while...

And no raunch in Christmas one, which you'll remember Maud, though have made a few alterations obviously!

DumSpiroSpero · 29/11/2011 23:47

OMG! Have you seen the other pics on that site?!

LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 23:48

They made me chuckle, especially the operation one and Gizzy explaining the law of gravity.

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SupermassiveLBD · 29/11/2011 23:50

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Cripes, his eyes in that vid are just so...

What have you been saying while I was out of it? Wey-hey, Spiro, congratulations on your high status!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 29/11/2011 23:57

... although I always think of this one as Whistler's Mother.

Right. I really am outta here. See ya!

DumSpiroSpero · 29/11/2011 23:59

Maud that pic send shivers down my spine (in a very good way) Smile.

LadyDamerel · 30/11/2011 00:00

Your's is definitely preferable, Maud.

I'm outta here too. See youse tomorrer.

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LadyDamerel · 30/11/2011 00:01

Yours

See what an evening of close encounters with Gizzy's behind has done to me?

G'night y'all.

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DumSpiroSpero · 30/11/2011 00:05

I must be off too. Stupidly early start tomorrow as Miss S is home due to strike so have a 16mile round trip to drop her off at the olds and get back for work at 8am!

SupermassiveLBD · 30/11/2011 00:12

And it's stupid o'clock here, Gizzy's peachy contours notwithstanding, so I am away to my bed, also.

Bitey knight, one and all.

DumSpiroSpero · 30/11/2011 07:18

Hahahahaha! I had a dReAM - and it was hilarious (with hindsight).

I was a teenager and was in the school canteen on my birthday and really hacked off about something, so my friends (which I think must've been you lot as I didn't recognise anyone from RL) set me up on a lunch date with the Man (as his teenage self).

It was mortifying and we were both so embarrassed we hardly spoke.

Not quite was I had in mind but entertaining nonetheless. Grin

Hope everyone has a good day, and that your trip goes OK, Vampy.

VictorianChristmasVamp · 30/11/2011 07:39

ROFL Grin @ Spiro's dream!! Probably what I'd be like if I did ever come face to face with him!!

I'm in the mood for a fruit salad now I think after last night's shenanigans!! But I've no peaches so will have to make do with a banana. Better for eating while driving anyway!Smile

Just off in a mo. so much to organise just to go away for a day - really reminded how hard it would be to work in a long houred job with our lifestyle!!

PassTheTwiglets · 30/11/2011 08:29

Morning all; lovely place here Lady D- many thanks!

I chortled at that magazine cover, very clever. As for the arse pic - well I didn't so much chortle as implode :)

So are all the DCs schools striking? Ours is. I am taking them both swimming and for lunch in the cafe afterwards and am then hoping that they will play nicely by themselves after that

SupermassiveLBD · 30/11/2011 10:20

And may the Lord have mercy on your soul, Twiggy.

All is just fine here -- no strike, house to myself. I've even done some

LadyDamerel · 30/11/2011 13:08

Cleaning, Massive?

::arranges emergency appointment with Sigmund::

::reconsiders::

::books Twiggy a double appointment with Sigmund instead::

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 30/11/2011 13:23

Just dropping in to send supportive vibes to Vampy.

The Bloke is in charge on the home front today, so who knows whether it's all quiet there.

VictorianChristmasVamp · 30/11/2011 14:47

Hi all.

Poor mum colonel has deteriorated fast since yesterday. Getting only minimal response from her but I'm chatting away inanely to her anyway and keeping FIL distracted!! Did laugh just now when opened my safari and every window had a picture of RA with two of his derrière!!!Grin

Been hard but the colonel is staying home as no point him coming up now as she won't know he's here - he's going to have. Ice afternoon with children then get brother from airport at 0500 and come up here. Just hoping she hangs on until tomorrow.

As far massive cleaning!! I'm more shocked by that than your peachy reaction last night!!WinkGrinGrin

Right best get back in. Thanks for being here - means the world to me!Smile

TheSmallPrint · 30/11/2011 14:52

Just keep chatting Vamp. Smile Hope that the colonel and his brother get there to see their mum.

Spiro that vid was very moody and lovely. Oh and congrats on your placing Grin

SupermassiveLBD · 30/11/2011 15:23

Thinking of you Vamps. And the colonel, and mum colonel, of course. I am sure you are what every mother of boys would dream of as a perfect DIL.

Including your tendency to be amused at pics of a peachy derriere. Po-faced holier-than-thou types are a pain, after all.

I should explain the cleaning It didn't take me long and has earned me upteen brownie points.

We are having takeaway for tea, now. Grin