The Locksley-Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing and Beauty Therapy

[ComeIntoTheSinisterGardenMaud]

All specialisms catered for. We offer courses in

Hairdressing, whether for long hair or a more conventional short back and sides

Manicures

Skincare: facepacks and other beauty treatments

Body art

Advice on styling and personal grooming, ranging from
formal evening attire to casual wear, with specialist sessions on military uniform.

Oh, for those of you perving over enjoying Harry's dancing, he is only just an acceptable age to be my toy-boy so I think the rest of you, with the possible exception of Vampy, are officially too old for him .

::channelling MiniDs' best wind up mode::

How old are you Lady D?

34, Smallio.

Not sure that's a question you ask of a lady Small!. What's going on with zfactor BTW? In-laws don't do it but I understand it's gone off air or something?

I was at the proper university Lady D! But oh yes Odyssey! and that one at the bottom of Park Street where the sweat dripped off the ceiling! [lovely!]

I think Spiro is between you and me Lady D! Much as I'd love to be nearer 30 than 40 I'm 36! How old is the very delectable Harry?

Same as me Lady D

She ain't no lady Vamps, not after that snog with massive!

No idea about Z factor, we were trying to figure it out here too. And why did Louis not say he wanted Jonjo back but said Amelia instead??

Harry is about 12

Because jonjo is too normal. He wouldn't fit in properly with this year's misfits!!

Oh yes, I can't think of the name of it at the moment. Kickers on a Wednesday night, the Old Porterhouse (£10 to get in and all your drinks were free ), Thekla (the boat one), Bohemia at the top of Whiteladies Rd - ah, those were the days.

::nostalgic::

Maud, I meant to say earlier, @Bristol opened when the MiniDs were tiny adn we left before they were really old enough to enjoy it. Next time we visit our friends down there I'll suggest it as a day out.

Harry is exactly 9 years younger than me.

::gets out calculator::

So he's 25, nearly 26.

::writes 5318008 and turns calculator upside down::

Oh yes I forgot to say we went to @bristol a couple of years back. Twas very very good! Must go back now the cadets are older. Maybe an academy field trip there - leave dads with kids and we can nip out for a sneaky glass of gizzy!!

Do we have a new home yet?

So 10 almost 11 years is perfectly acceptable for a toy boy I think!

BTW I just turned my phone upside down to read BOOBIES!!! He-hee. Made me snigger like a school girl!!!.

Was there really a place called Porterhouse! Definitely the place for our glass of gizzy in Brissel!!

Spiro (?) suggested the Hotel California one up thread, I'm happy with that unless someone else has another idea.

Haha, I hadn't made the Porterhouse connection. I'm not sure we'd get Maud across the threshold though, it was an absolute dive iirc!

We could blindfold her first!!

Oh, the offical toy-boy cut off is half your age plus 7 so for me it's...

::wipes 5318008 off screen::

For you it's 25 so you are just okay with Harry .

Or get Mr T to carry her over the threshold! Where is she? Off out being what's the word. Cultural?!

Her shoes sticking to the floor with every step and the aroma of sick wafting in the air might give her a clue though!

Hmm I see our problem there! No amount of smelling salts and the best cologne will mask that tasty aroma!!

Very specific toy boy rules there!! You've obviously thought long and hard about it!!

Eww! Did any of you go to Henry Africa's? Used to go there when I visited my friend who lived in Bristol - amazing cocktails (a bit post-student year but not by much).

Vampy you sound like you're being a star - I'm sure your sweeping efforts were much appreciated, and nice for your FIL to get out for the night and have some 'normality' too.

I'm also 36 btw - but you're welcome to Harry - he's very sweet and a great dancer but not my cup of tea at all!

Off for tub - BBL!

Oh and ::snigger:: you wrote BOOBIES again!!!

I think I remember Henry Africa's. The name rings a bell certainly! Possibly too many cocktails have wiped it from my memory like most of my time there! how I managed a degree let alone a First is still beyond me!!

I can't link new threads on my phone so I'll sit and wait til I find you all again.

::drums fingers on table impatiently!::

Oooh Henry Africa's. ::holds head in memory of epic hangovers:: I lived about a 5 minute walk from there in my 2nd year. It was lethal. Fab cocktails though, especially during happy hour.