The Locksley-Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing and Beauty Therapy

[ComeIntoTheSinisterGardenMaud]

All specialisms catered for. We offer courses in

Hairdressing, whether for long hair or a more conventional short back and sides

Manicures

Skincare: facepacks and other beauty treatments

Body art

Advice on styling and personal grooming, ranging from
formal evening attire to casual wear, with specialist sessions on military uniform.

Mmm, yes, Vampy, we'll all be thinking of you and the Colonel.

Thanks girls. How did I cope without you all? So glad I re-found my way back into Narnia the academy! [soppy emoticon]

Yep - all the best for the weekend. Hope all is well and you can make some lovely memories.

Have you all gone to your lovely new bedrooms?

Not yet, Small, but I was falling asleep, I have to admit. How are you this fine Friday night?

::waves woozily::

I'm here but thought you'd all gorn.

How's you (apart from fed up about horrid-non-paying-man)?

::snogs Massive::

Hullo you, too!

Hello, Lady D. Well that has certainly woken me up!

Am I as good as Gizzy?

I may have consumed a wee snifter of vino.

(or send you to sleep with a big on your face).

::Staggers in::

Well, it seems my weekend plans involve getting a plumber in to fix the unintended indoor water feature which I have just found in the bottom of the airing cupboard.

::Sobs::

I love everything about the Eagles and Hotel California, so that thread title sounds great to me. Given our devotion to our studies, it's probably true to say that we are all just prisoners here, of our own device!

::Sniffs::

Do I smell burning, or is that the warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?

::That's enough Hotel California jokes, Ed::

Have you seen them live, Maud? They are brilliant!

::leans over to greet Maud with a kiss::

::misses::

::snogs MrT instead::

Sorry about your airing cupboard water feature, would you like to send MrT to the Priory for the weekend as Chateau Maud is almost uninhabitable? I'll be sure to make him verrry comfortable here.

::eyes four poster bed::

It was a toss-up betwen that pic of JP or the one of Gizzy lashed to the four-poster, that I was anticipating when i clicked on your link, Maud.

So you need to get a man in to look at your plumbing? Sounds like jolly fun.

LadyD, it was a very nice snog, but as your vid so graphically intimates, without the stubble it's not quite the same. Sorry, and all that.

Off on a tangent somewhat but this article about Hotel California is funny - especially if you read right down to the bottom re the Beatles reference !

Tbh, Massive, if I don't have my chin face upper lip waxed often enough I could easily give old Gizzy a run for his money in the stubble department.

I love the fact that she wrote in , in case they didn't realise.

Do you wear clompy boots, with spurs, too, LadyD?

Sadly I have not seen the Eagles live. A cursory look in the Bibliotheque de TY suggests that they may be one of the few groups whose music has not been used to make a vid! That article is very droll. I have fond memories of making a highly illegal tape of Hotel California and sending it off to BFPO Whatever as a tonic for the troops.

Well, sadly, it seems that having got someone in several months ago to give my pipes a through examination I have to go through the whole ghastly process again. But LadyD need have no fear. The Thornton family are great advocates of the health benefits of the water mattress and so Mr Thornton has kindly agreed to spend the weekend with me and ensure that my plumbing is all in good order.

Why is LadyD so amorous tonight, anyway?

I have thermal wellies which are quite stompy, will they do?

They are purple, if that sways your thinking.

Purple thermal wellies?

::Prostrates herself before the Style Goddess::

Lady D feeling amorous in her purple thermal wellies - the mind boggles!

Why is LadyD so amorous tonight, anyway

In a word,

Purple stompy boots? Makes a change I suppose.

I am a leetle hysterical, Maud, because LordD is watching a horrendously terrifying documentary drama about zombies. I am too scared to stay in the room and too scared to go upstairs by myself and the whole situation is fraying my nerves rather.

::needs all the chaRActers to come and whisk her off upstairs protect her::