The Locksley-Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing and Beauty Therapy

[ComeIntoTheSinisterGardenMaud]

All specialisms catered for. We offer courses in

Hairdressing, whether for long hair or a more conventional short back and sides

Manicures

Skincare: facepacks and other beauty treatments

Body art

Advice on styling and personal grooming, ranging from
formal evening attire to casual wear, with specialist sessions on military uniform.

Ha! I will be watching those Ebay items now - if it turns into a 2 or 3 way bidding war I will know who to suspect!

I am watching Crime and Punishment, where Boucher has turned up as Raskolnikov's friend. What a small world.

That's ok, I must be the only person who hasn't seen it all so not fair to ask everyone else not to give the end away just for me! Do I presume from what you guys said that the PLFW and Guy are brothers?!?! Golly!! And that's sad about Alan dying - I liked him :(

I thought you'd seen it all months ago until you made that comment the other night.

No they're not brothers as such...will not say any more

Yes - I was gutted about Alan too - he was a great character. I really didn;t believe he was goner at all to begin with.

ROFL @ that, Spiro. One of my fave lines, that.

How's the bidding on the castles going?

I expect they couldn't let Gizzy and RH have that fight because they were all too much into the idea of the wonderful Locksley/Gisborne brothers as Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

Logically Guy should have reacted as you said, did over Hood's faithlessness..

I am still not convinced about Meg. Though she could certainly have been waiting for him on the other side, a little more grown up.

::still refusing to believe S3 e13 ever happened::

Nice castle there, Maud. There is a vicious rumour that I have added it to my watch list but you must all ignore it for it is blatently untrue.

I have had wine. Copious amounts. Fell free to ignore any further drunken ramblings posts from me.

Damn those friends who you pop in to see for five minutes and who force feed you the best part of a bottle of wine so you end up staying until past the MiniDs' bedtime...

btw, my post was late. so it read very strangely. I was laughing at the bottle-stopper, not poor Alan etc.

My fav type of friends that Lady D!

Currently ironing with one hand so prob concentrate a bit more!! BBL!

I realised you meant about the bottle stopper Massive!

I'm only just about to dish up dinner as Mr & Miss S had probs getting back from the footy - bit of a pita!

Ooh, good telly night for Sky folks. George Gently on Alibi now, then SB on Sky 1 from 9-11pm.

Will I understand GG if I only concentrate on Ricky's bits?

We're watching ET. I've never seen it before.

::lives under a stone emoticon::

No - you won't Lady D, but I can totally understand the temptation to only concentrate on Ricky's bits !

I haven't seen ET since I was six and saw it at the cinema. I remember crying a lot and seeing my dad cry for the first time ever. My dsis had to be taken outside because she was hysterical.

::seeks career in film reviewing::

. I've just realised how that reads. Oops.

Twice in 24 hours. Sigh.

::accepts accolade with grace::

Just watched the professional men dance in strictly results! O. M. G.

There was an awful of hip action there, wasn't there?

::reaches for smelling salts and Great Aunt Agatha's ostrich feather fan::

Err, awful lot.

Mmmm!!! Thanks Maud!!! a lot almost seems an understatement!. Rendered me speechless midway through a sentence which infuriates the Colonel but I just couldn't make my brain function!!

Still watching my castle! Only going for one with Guy and Richie!! Ends soon!!

Now I am laughing at Ricky's bits. How were they?

Leather-clad, I gather, Massive.

Fleeting, Massive. LordD got back from the takeaway because I was too drunk to cook in record time so I only saw a snippet.

I can confirm they were leather clad though.

Yum, Leather-clad bits are my favourite. Well, almost.

Oh bottoms. I forgot Downton was on [blame the ]. GG & SB sort of drove it out of my brain .

What is this Downton of which you speak?

I'm feeling grumpy ::cough, cough, splutter:: so am off to bed. See you tomorrow!