Phew, from me too. Not an interweb whiteout, today, just a marathon national holiday. Excuse if I am a bad student, these days.
'Snot fair, I want one of those forts. I know one or two UK shops that sell that kind of junk for saddos thing but no luck there, either.
I saw a Gizzy type on the bus, today; long wild hair, leather jacket, stubble. No thuds though. Nose and legs far, far too short of the ideal. 
However, while, ahem, googling for something else, I found this An idea for a Christmas gift for a significant other, perhaps?