The Locksley-Oakenshield Academy of Hairdressing and Beauty Therapy

[ComeIntoTheSinisterGardenMaud]

All specialisms catered for. We offer courses in

Hairdressing, whether for long hair or a more conventional short back and sides

Manicures

Skincare: facepacks and other beauty treatments

Body art

Advice on styling and personal grooming, ranging from
formal evening attire to casual wear, with specialist sessions on military uniform.

Didn't Maud (or you) refer to Nuttes magazine or similar at some point? I remember laughing a lot about it, anyway.

::retches::

I'd be begging him to go away . He's missing at least two teeth and is about 4 inches shorter than me, not to mention the combover and spittle flecks in the corners of his mouth when he talks.

::shudder::

I wanted to link to that shot with Guy on a horse and Nottamun burning in the background.

[imagine pic here]

Oh LadyD, that could never have been Maud so it must have been me

::Thinks the Nuttes joke probably was hers but declines to accept responsibility::

There, there...I only meant with respect to lighting the bonfire, not the sort of thing we like to imagine ourselves begging a certain dark knight about.

Phew. The wonders of Super-Duper Search reveal that the Nuttes joke - and the (if I may say so) even better Gentleman's Hanged, Drawn and Quarterly - were Massive's. My conscience is clear.

I knew someone much cleverer than me had come up with it. Gentleman's Hanged, Drawn and Quarterly was also genius.

On a totally irrelevant note, I know what MasterD2 is getting from Santa this year.

mea maxima culpa

Does this mean Gizzy will have to punish me?

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Lawks, LadyD, where did you discover that?

::Goes back to Ebay to look for any more PlasticGuys::

And yes, Massive, he'll probably want to spank you soundly or so you hope.

Yikes! There really is one! But is it genuine? Looks a bit odd around the immaculate visage to me.

Ew, plastic Gizzy is bad enough, but plastic PLFW is more than I can take.

And here's something for the SuperBoys' Christmas stocking

It popped up on Google when I was looking for something else Guy-related. If I MasterD2 had it, the first thing I he would do is knock Marion over the wall, Sheriff/Guy & the Scribe stylee.

No wonder he looks a bit odd, Maud. He's been Used.

Haven't we all, dear, haven't we all.

It popped up on Google when I was looking for something else

Hmm. That old excuse.

Well, I am off to bed to take my various totally ineffective drugs. I'm even losing faith in the goose fat and brown paper poultice, but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try it for just one more night, eh?

Good night all.

Goodness me, Gizzy is really getting into the 21st Century.

He also has, and I quote FULLY FUNCTIONING MOVABLE PARTS.

And speaks Italian

Nighty night, Maud. Sweet dReAms.

Night night from me too, Maud. I hope you have a restful one, and feel better in the morning.

::Looks back::

I am making no comment on that, Massive, but I did notice that he still has his fearsome broadsword.

LadyD - I noticed when I was still on FB that a lot of the North and South pages are Italian, too. Very apposite, as it looks as if Guy arrived on that page riding his MotoGuzzi.

::Has a brief wibble as she imagines Mr Thornton speaking Italian and resolves to teach him some crucial words and phrases::

Good night again.