The 1 year anniversary thread of the UMN: we're not fussed about Tinkers or Tailors but we do like Soldiers and Spies

[PassTheTwiglets]

Ta-da!

Come on then Lady D, wallop the Champagne over our bow :)

The armpits have come up before in certain fanfics.

Now I'm as loopy as the next fan, but even I don't get the fascination!

I'm afraid I left Mr Firth when I surrendered the doofer to The Bloke. It's a stunning performance but very harrowing. I thought for a moment we were going to watch the Spooks repeat but we are watching Campus, which is nowhere near as funny as last night's episode.

I am beyond tired. I think I'll go to bed soon too.

::pinches a slice of Nottingham Black Forest cake on the way out::

Yum!

Night all!

Really, Spiro? Oh lawks.

::worries about guilt by association::

Not in my fanfics, Maud.

I can assure you I have no interest whatsoever in the Man's armpits after all there are so many other, yummier bits!

Hey, don't diss the pits.

No, seriously , I hadn't noticed. [confued]

Sorry it's all this Mount Gisborne i've imbibed. I meant confused, or even

I am sure they are perfectly fine --although no male armpit is a thing of beauty, if we're being honest - and I'm not dissing them. I am simply perplexed at these ladies' determination to declare everything about him to be perfection.

::awaits imminent loony confession about the state of his toenails::

Maybe it's a kind of wishful thinking, Maud. They long for something to be perect, in this imperfect world.

but meanwhle, he is unquestionably decorative

I m giving up, my typing is certainly imperfect. Night, ladies.

Bitey Knight Massive.

I'm off too - long day at work tomorrow.

Don't forget - anniversary party tomorrow night !

Yeah, but there's still quite a leap from saying that he is immensely decorative a talented and gifted actor and professing everything about him to be perfect. Anyway, chacun a son gout et bonne nuit!

So much for the early night - I got

We can officially credit Lorraine Kelly with super-human levels of self-control!

I see Small's been at it again!

As much as I like his hands I did not write all the hand comments

I did not write all the hand comments on that site although similar thoughts may have strayed through my brain

Ooh look, it posted mid editing.

Morning Small .

Armpits!!! Toenails!! What level are we dropping to??? although I wouldn't say no to giving him a bit of Reflexology!!

Right, bacon sandwiches all round!? Need to get in the paaarrrty mood for tonight!!!

Spiro! LK has got to meet him again!!!

Was this before or after the other one we saw recently as he seems slightly less at ease with her (more monosyllabic!). And the body language is nowhere near as positive! So he's either been scared off by her creeping hands or it's the start of a beautiful relationship!!

Have good days all. Small I hope the was good and you have a better day! You too Maud!

That was an earlier interview - I thought it was quite sweet, but I know what you mean about the body language.

BBL!

Oh he was very sweet!!. Definitely brought out my wanton mothering side!

Was it a good idea to post a link containing Beg where Massive might see it early in the morning?

::positions cushions on the Aubusson, in case of Massive's imminent collapse::

Happy Anniversary Ladeez!

Have those of you who are inamoratas of the * seen this one?

• but handsome withal.

Oh Spiro! Have you blown our cover? You are very naughty.