The 1 year anniversary thread of the UMN: we're not fussed about Tinkers or Tailors but we do like Soldiers and Spies

[PassTheTwiglets]

Ta-da!

Come on then Lady D, wallop the Champagne over our bow :)

::pours Spiro a glass of Mount Gisborne (Yes, please)::

Would you like one, RP? You weren't here when we were planning our Academy field trip. If you want to come you need to return your permission slip ASAP.

No, LadyD au contraire, why restrict oneself to one season,after all?

Yes, RP, as it says on the publicity, there:
Take the opportunity to enjoy everything Gisborne has to offer

I remembered that bit with great affecion.

I am in a S2 lust-a-thon at present. However, LordD doesn't think he saw S3 which is an excellent reason to indulge so slightly-crazed-but-smokin'-hawt-Gizzy will be my objet de passion.

::fickle::

I am still kicking myself for not getting S2. what was I thinking of?

I'd love to come! Count me in!!!

Be back tomorrow John porter the colonel wants me to come to bed now!!

Stop showing off RP!!!

I honestly don;t know, Massive. I can only assume that over exposure to S2 Gizzy somehow caused your decision making brain cells to short circuit. It's only about £12 on Amazon at the mo - do they deliver to the Island?

Night RP!

Night, RP. See you tomorrow.

They deliver okay, ladyD, but the trouble is my collection is getting a tad conspicuous. Someone will be figuring out the theme, if i am not careful.

::rings bell for last orders::

::picks self up from the floor, on which she was so rudely dumped::

::wearily::

As I have explained so many times before, I feel about that confessions site as Groucho Marx did about clubs. The lunacy here is more than all I can manage.

I am watching the lovely Colin in Tumbledown. This may be a mistake.

I'll have the usual, thank you, bartender -- and one for yourself

Hello, Maud, I got one in for you Or would you prefer a thimbleful of sweet sherry?

I'll have a bottle of Polish cordial and a straw, please. It's been that kind of day.

Sorry Massive, I missed your last post.

S2 will just slip nicely in between 1 & 3 though, won't it?

I have to admit, I was looking at filling in the gaps in the Box of Lust but Strikeback and Spooks 7,8 & 9 are too obvious, TGH is a bit rubbish corny, Between the Sheets will definitely cause raised eyebrows, as would Moving On so I'm a bit stuck at the moment.

::hands Maud a bottle of PC and 2 straws::

::passes Massive another bottle of Mount Gisborne and a straw::

::adds straw to her own bottle of Mount Gisborne::

Spiro, are you indulging?

::joins clientele on bar stools::

I have to admit, the lunacy on many of the fan sites terrifies me. Some of those thoughts may occur in a very secret place in my head but they stay in there as I generally feel I know the difference between a crush and reality. I think that line is very, very blurred for some of those women.

Two straws?

::snuggles up to Mr Thornton on the chaise longoo and offers to share::

I didn't want to leave dear MrT out, Maudy.

What do you think we should do with Small when we shut the bar? I have to go to bed in a few minutes as LordD has a ludicrously early start. Shall we wake her or leave her in the corner?

I am indulging in coffee and Nottingham Black Forest cake in RL at the mo, so probably best not to do any more damage!

Yum, that makes my RL glass of water look pretty darn silly, Spiro!
I shall have to go to bed myself in a minute or two. Perhaps Maud would keep the bar open for Small? Or has she finished with Mr Firth, now?

Quite, LadyD. The extent of the projection going on there is quite alarming. Eulogising about the state of his armpits? Really?

::wonders when Siggy will be discharged from the ICU::

::throws a duvet over Small::

::leaves keys on the bar::

Pop the bottles in the empties bins and let yourselves out. Please be considerate of the neighbours as you leave and keep noise to a minimum.