The 1 year anniversary thread of the UMN: we're not fussed about Tinkers or Tailors but we do like Soldiers and Spies

[PassTheTwiglets]

Ta-da!

Come on then Lady D, wallop the Champagne over our bow :)

::decants half a bottle of Chateau Gisborne into proffered glass::

Get that down your neck, my lovely and I'll top you up.

::adjusts 'Academy Bartender' badge::

Oh and look what I found. It's the snap of this one from last week.

Thank you ladeesh

::shoves Maud off chaise longoo and positions it behind Smallio::

D'you want the rest of the bottle?

Why not?

::nudges Small into corner with her foot::

::empties rest of bottle into glass::

Cheers!

Is that better?

And douze points from the Island jury for Miming the Action

Anything in the [wine ] line going or have you ladiez necked the lot?

::rootles through wine cellar::

Fizzy Gizzy?

Ratafia?

Polish cordial? ::holds bottle up to light:: There's half a glass left

Or there's a classy red or white vino.

Now there's an offer i can't refuse, LadyD. Don't mind if I do.

I need a

Where is everyone?

By jove, Small, you do need that if you can't see me.

I think I know what Maud's been up to today...

It's a bit quiet in here tonight, apart from the godawful racket Smallio was just making.

Hands up who sniggers and thinks 'don't mind if I do' when they see 'mount Gisborne' .

::plonks bromide spray on the bar in readiness for Maud's reappearance::

Spiro.

Sorry I got distracted wathing BaINTM, go on Jade!

Yay!!!

Hands up who sniggers and thinks 'don't mind if I do' when they see 'mount Gisborne'

Moi, LadyD?

Oh b*gger, i already gave myself away few minutes ago

Joining the queue for MG!

Been doing chores so don't have to be stressing tomorrow and have my free time on Wednesday - only just sat down!

Sorry been watching strike back project Dawn and now program on Sandhurst! Saw The colonel's office from last autumn and almost saw his hand at one point!!! He's very excited!!! . Little thinkgs and all that!

Small how's the head?

Spiro - poor Maud. We do tease her but you're so probably right!!!

I didn't know they had mount gisbourne wine! Must look it out - all for a taste of mounting gisbourne!

This wasn't me, either, honest, guv

After all, you can't accuse me of being seasonist.

I saw that one and instantly thought of you, Massive. The S3 reference was a complete giveaway....