The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

::eyes paper cuts ruefully::

Right, play nicely ladies.

::starts ::

Layer 1

Layer 2

Layer 3

Layer 4

Layer 5

Layer 6

Layer 7

Layer 8

Open this layer slowly

Final Layer

Bagsy me first!

::worries about potential bunfight::

I should have made you one each, shouldn't I?

ROFL, fabulous, LadyD! Excellent work.

Really going now.

Glad you liked it Twigs, night night!

I'll offer a bonus prize for the person who can tell me what each layer was......

::dangles carrot::

::strengthens floorboards and primes the fire extinguisher, ready for Massive::

Goodnight, Twiggy!

What about Layer 9 ?

THUD! Excellent job Lady D .

Night Twigs.

Never mind floorboards and fire extinguishers, Maud, I think Massive will need the concrete bunker for that one.

I was saving S3 for a Pass the Parcel extravaganza all of it's own, Massive.

Plus, I'm not totally convinced by these Neutronium kecks yet, didn't want smokin' hawt Gizzy to send me nethers into orbit 3 nights in a row. I'm not sure I could explain that to the guy from NASA who'd come knocking with his clipboard.

Oh sorry, Twigs, are you off? Nighty night.

its.

Jeez, I need to put those knickers on my head to stop my brain from frying any more.

Oh sorry, ladyD, didn't mean to encroach on your future field of study.

Did you read all that talk in the press about a supernova visible from the UK at the moment? Little did they know it is in fact our bits.

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Imagine that particular conversation in the Space Station

"Sir, I've identified the composition of the supernova particles."

"And what does it show, Smithers? Have we discovered fall out from a previously unknown planet?"

""Er, well, no Sir. It appears to be made entirely from lady bits."

Professor Jim Al-Khalili is on the telly right now, talking about supernovas.

::Note to self: ::

"Again?"
I wonder who is responsible this time?"

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Right, must go to bed just in case I have nocturnal visitors again.

Goodnight, LadyD.

There is something very phallic about the handle of his sword in the SMBH vid isn't there (and several others).

Am honestly not deliberately being a perve for a change, it's just very noticeable.

Night Lady D - will keep my fingers crossed you get a peaceful night.

Miss S still wakes up and comes into us every night...

I hope you only get the kind of nocturnal visitor you would welcome, LadyD. Night night.

Is it, Spiro? can't say i've noticed.

Oh, Spiro

Talking seriously though for a change, I am sure it's unavoidable when you are dealing with largish pointy weapons. That scene in 2.13 was deliberately shot that way though or so i hear. Which sort of makes me a bit cross. Who needed that? Smart a*ses

Seriously Maud - it's not me (other than the fact I've happened to notice it). TBH I've been noticing it (the sword) for a few days and wondering if the makers of RH did it on purpose, so we'd all be subconsciously thinking Gizzy was sexier than Robin.

Perhaps it wasn't entertainment at all - just an exercise in female psychology either that or I've spent far too much time this evening writing filth