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The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 30/08/2011 20:54

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

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LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 22:41

::eyes paper cuts ruefully::

Right, play nicely ladies.

::starts ::

Layer 1

Layer 2

Layer 3

Layer 4

Layer 5

Layer 6

Layer 7

Layer 8

Open this layer slowly

Final Layer

PassTheTwiglets · 08/09/2011 22:44

Bagsy me first!

LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 22:46

::worries about potential bunfight::

I should have made you one each, shouldn't I?

PassTheTwiglets · 08/09/2011 22:47

ROFL, fabulous, LadyD! Excellent work.

Really going now.

LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 22:48

Glad you liked it Twigs, night night!

I'll offer a bonus prize for the person who can tell me what each layer was......

::dangles carrot::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/09/2011 22:49

::strengthens floorboards and primes the fire extinguisher, ready for Massive::

Goodnight, Twiggy!

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 22:53

What about Layer 9 ?

DumSpiroSpero · 08/09/2011 22:55

THUD! Excellent job Lady D Grin.

Night Twigs.

Never mind floorboards and fire extinguishers, Maud, I think Massive will need the concrete bunker for that one.

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LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 22:57

I was saving S3 for a Pass the Parcel extravaganza all of it's own, Massive.

Plus, I'm not totally convinced by these Neutronium kecks yet, didn't want smokin' hawt Gizzy to send me nethers into orbit 3 nights in a row. I'm not sure I could explain that to the guy from NASA who'd come knocking with his clipboard.

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 22:57

Oh sorry, Twigs, are you off? Nighty night.

LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 22:58

its.

Jeez, I need to put those knickers on my head to stop my brain from frying any more.

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:01

Oh sorry, ladyD, didn't mean to encroach on your future field of study.

Did you read all that talk in the press about a supernova visible from the UK at the moment? Little did they know it is in fact our bits.

LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 23:05

Grin.

Imagine that particular conversation in the Space Station

"Sir, I've identified the composition of the supernova particles."

"And what does it show, Smithers? Have we discovered fall out from a previously unknown planet?"

""Er, well, no Sir. It appears to be made entirely from lady bits."

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/09/2011 23:11

Professor Jim Al-Khalili is on the telly right now, talking about supernovas.

::Note to self: ::

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:11

"Again?"
I wonder who is responsible this time?"

LadyDamerel · 08/09/2011 23:13

Grin.

Right, must go to bed just in case I have nocturnal visitors again.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/09/2011 23:14

Goodnight, LadyD.

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:14
DumSpiroSpero · 08/09/2011 23:15

There is something very phallic about the handle of his sword in the SMBH vid isn't there (and several others).

Am honestly not deliberately being a perve for a change, it's just very noticeable.

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DumSpiroSpero · 08/09/2011 23:16

Night Lady D - will keep my fingers crossed you get a peaceful night.

Miss S still wakes up and comes into us every night...Confused

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SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:16

I hope you only get the kind of nocturnal visitor you would welcome, LadyD. Night night.

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:17

Is it, Spiro? can't say i've noticed.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 08/09/2011 23:18

Oh, Spiro

SupermassiveLBD · 08/09/2011 23:27

Talking seriously though for a change, I am sure it's unavoidable when you are dealing with largish pointy weapons. That scene in 2.13 was deliberately shot that way though or so i hear. Which sort of makes me a bit cross. Who needed that? Smart a*ses

DumSpiroSpero · 08/09/2011 23:28

Seriously Maud - it's not me (other than the fact I've happened to notice it). TBH I've been noticing it (the sword) for a few days and wondering if the makers of RH did it on purpose, so we'd all be subconsciously thinking Gizzy was sexier than Robin.

Perhaps it wasn't entertainment at all - just an exercise in female psychology either that or I've spent far too much time this evening writing filth

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