The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

[SupermassiveLBD]

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

Maud.

Please stop.

Or I will be forced to Do Bad Things To You.

How bad would it be, precisely?

::Not my fault if you have no willpower when it comes to (not) opening links emoticon::

And on that note I must go to bed. Good knight, ladies.

If you keep playing those Gizzy vids, ladies, the sum total of my female bits will head on out to deep space, and at warp speed too. Painful when that happens. Messy, too.

::Looks back at you::

Not me, guv. I'm off to bed.

:;whistles innocently::

::entire self spontaneously combusts::

You've done it now, Maud.

I am going to bed too.

Bitey Knight all.

Sweet dReAms everyone. But I am not sharing mine.

::Makes sure the smoke detector has a functioning battery, just in case::

::Admires Massive's latest purchases from La Perla::

::Skips upstairs::

::looks back at you::

Would you like to borrow my very gorgeous nightie, Massive.

I find it slightly less chafing than the knickers but still preserves one's modesty.

Very glam, I must say, LadyD. It must be very confusing for LordD at the Festive Season, Ii bet he's put you in the oven and gone to bed with the turkey, more than once.

I missed all the fun (and Fraud Squad) last night.

ROFL at Dr Twigs and Mr D being able to recognise The Man's voice now .

Could have done with something to put a smile on my face (Miss S was not the most pleasant company yesterday tbh), but was too tired and full of headache.

I really need a night of catching up with all the vids but at the moment I'm not due to get any time to myself at all until next Saturday night , anyway...

We have friends round for dinner tonight, so won't be around much - can't take the risk given my propensity to burn the dinner when I'm on here !

Sweet dReAms everyone. But I am not sharing mine.

Oh but you did, Massive, you did...

Did you have a Gizzy dream Twigs?

He's certainly getting around lately!

I may just have done that, Spiro.... :o

Bloody kids though, I got woken up right in the middle of it so it was very short but sweet. He was showing me his shield (Things That Aren't A Euphemism #127) and explaining what all the little symbols on it meant. That was it but I was holding the shield and he was standing behind me, leaning in very close to my neck so that he could see too :o

p.s. ROFLMBO at the meteor shower last night :o

he was standing behind me, leaning in very close to my neck so that he could see too

He likes that move doesn't he !

Morning all. I have been a bit of a part time student lately and will probably be worse this week as we are away today and under round the clock scrutiny. I will check in when possible. Don't forget me

He likes that move doesn't he

Not half as much as I do :)

Mwah, Smally!

My dream was a bit like this, but sadly more like this :o

Morning all! Crikey, you do start early.

Another thing I forgot to mention from my hols was that, for the first time ever, The Man turned up in one of my psychotic dreams. I was handing out the goodie bags at the end of Girl's party and he grabbed the one with the paints in, pointing out to me that he had, after all, been Claude Monet.

Never mind Twigs

Twigs will you be watching Dr Who tonight?

Maud, your dream of The Man was of him queueing up for a party bag ??

That's the one Twigs - bingo!

I meant the nice one btw.

ROFL at Maud and the party bags!!!

No more distRActions for me - about to start cooking.

Yes, Small. #andthat'snotaneuphemismeither.