The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

[LadyDamerel]

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

Don't even joke about it, Spiro.

::Prepares to name-change and join NetMums::

Is this the sort of emoticon we need for Spiro's pavlovian reaction?

Just throwing that one in on the off-chance the Man has had a tip off about us

If he has, he's probably already on a flight back to NZ .

Hmm, possibly more balanced, LadyDamerel, but with a clear winner nonetheless. Have you seen this vid, in which ?

The first time I saw that in the cinema I cried with laughter at that bit. It's soooo bad but Colin still has a nifty little hip swing there.

I think I cried with joy. Yeah, he's quite a mover.

If he has, he's probably already on a flight back to NZ having first taken out an injunction.

. What are you saying about us, Maud. We're all quite sane and normal and we'll all be wearing our Academy t'shirts rather than these.

But of course, LadyDamerel.

::double-locks the front door::

::readjusts bugging device cunningly hidden somewhere in PalaceMaud::

Oh no. ::sigh::

Pants!

As in breathes heavily in an angry or excited manner.

Also; expression of mild disgust.

I am fed up with sitting in that sub. Hours and hours in a small metal container, now I know what a baked bean feels like. And l know what beanz meanz, but I aint seen hide nor hair

I lurve the academy teeshirt! I must have one. And there must be a very good reason why the other one is currently unavailable. It's in execrable taste might be one?

The business continues but I sneak off for a peek to keep up with the fun. Posting myself is not as easy.

Have to chuckle at that T-shirt being out of stock Lady D!

ROFLMAO @ Palazzo Maudese

Tsk, tsk, Massive (lovely to see you, by the way). We all know how fond you are of baked bean tins.

I wondered if anyone would remember that, Maud.

That is certainly a superior range of canned goods you illustrate there.

These should help you get in to those pesky tins, Massive.

Ah, well, like an elephant I never forget. Those were the days, eh?

::nostalgie de la boue boîte d?haricots dans ses soulis de tomate::

And did you say you had a warped drive?

Or even coulis.

Girl has just come back from her friend's enthusing about . ::Wonders whether Sigmund the Pscychoanalyst is busy right now:: Longstanding academicians will recognise the tune.

Lady D, those are hilarious. I thought I had seen Trekkie related everything , over the years, but those are new on me

Golly Maud, the way he eats that icecream too.

And if it's warped to feel a little frisson at this sight then I plead guilty m'lud.

(Don't miss the next pic, it's the Nottamun branch of Nails Inc. )

Ooooh

Yes, 'tis quite troubling although I still think DT looks like a schoolboy. Girl has just suggested that Mr Armitage should be in Doctor Who or Torchwood. She thinks he'd be good in either of those.

That Nails Inc photo would be lovely - just loook at that profile and the leather - if the sheriff and his pedicure weren't part of it. Do we have a favourite fabric, by the way? Is it cotton? Is it velvet? Or

::collapses on chaise longoo::

That is the first time I've seen the moving version of those SB viral pics, Maud - golly!

You can thank Girl for that (indirectly). Watching the DT vid led on ... and on ... and on to that. Good luck on your, err, mission.

::Visualises Massive as Our Man Woman on the Island::