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The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

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LadyDamerel · 28/07/2011 01:08

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

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TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 21:29

I can't open the link, who are the sponsors?

SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 21:33

a certain purveyor of gentlemen's bathing attire, known to us...

LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 21:41

Is it these people? Also purveyors of this style

All available at budgiesmugglers.com

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LadyVenetia · 29/07/2011 21:42

I just realised it says that Richard Branson will be kicking off the team relays tomorrow!

SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 21:46

And there was me trying to be discreet, Lady D...

SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 21:47

Is that good or bad, Lady Venetia? He does have a Beard, I suppose. Confused

LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 21:47

I think you know me well enough by now to realise that discreet isn't a word that is particularly applicable to me Grin.

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LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 21:49

Did someone order a wet PSM?

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LadyVenetia · 29/07/2011 21:51

Well, interesting, at any rate. Of course I wish it was another Richard....

SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 21:55

Hmm, I think I prefer that Richard too, Lady V.

Did someone order a wet PSM?

Small, your ride is here. Grin

LadyVenetia · 29/07/2011 22:06

The wet PSM is just...yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LadyVenetia · 29/07/2011 22:08

Going to retire in a moment - need a good nights' sleep!!!

LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 22:08

It's a very delectable bottom, isn't it? One you could bite chunks out of

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SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 22:12

Again, all the very best for tomorrow, Lady V. We will be rooting for you.

TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 22:13

blimey, what I wouldn't give for Lucas at our pool. I'm just going back for another look, thank you Lady D you've made my evening and quite possibly my night

TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 22:13

Night Lady V!

LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 22:14

Wonder how Twigs got on today? I was very Envy of her glass of wine sans DCs and all their accoutrements at lunchtime.

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LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 22:15

Night LadyV.

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SupermassiveLBD · 29/07/2011 22:17

I think that's a yes, to delectable, Lady D. Smile

TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 22:17

I think she had a good time, her and Spiro will be most upset at missing wet Lucas though

LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 22:18

If I was at our local swimming pool and saw this walk past I would almost certainly drown.

Although if there was that kind of incentive available at the leisure centre I may be persuaded to take up exercise.

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LadyDamerel · 29/07/2011 22:19

Grin Small, I keep going back to it, just to check it is indeed as delectable as I first thought.

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TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 22:21

this? you mean a fine example of our security services I think Lady D.
I must watch that episode in slow motion again when I get a moment.

PassTheTwiglets · 29/07/2011 22:22

Did someone say 'wet PSM'?

LadyV, lots of luck tomorrow, hope it all goes well!

LOL at "I watch Spooks for the plot", LadyD! I watched it initially for the totty but then for the plot. I was Home Alone one evening and Spooks S9 was starting. I'd never seen it before but thought I'd give it a go because "they bloke I vaguely like is in it". It was so exciting (my fave ever sp, actually) that I watched it again the next week, loving the show but thinking no more than "gosh, he's quite pretty". Then he did the infamous and the rest is history :)

So I had a lovely day in London. The Royal Academy was faaaaabulous. That's definitely becoming a regular on my calendar! After that I wandered along the South Bank and had some lunch there. Then sat by the river and read some of my book. Then went to the Nat.Hist. Museum but by then I was so exhausted that I only lasted half an hour and then came home. It was bliss to have the whole day to myself and to experience a bit of culture other than CBeebies. Most of the way round the Academy though, I was thinking about your DD, Maud, and thinking how vastly different our daughters must be. I remember you said that you took LittleMissMaud with you but if MissTwigs had been there she's have been moaning "is it time to go yet?" and I'd have been screaming "don't touch!!!" every 3 seconds :)

TheSmallPrint · 29/07/2011 22:23

I do like a bit of muscular thigh and bum Lady D, the Michelangelo always stirs the soul too.

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